Bieber Arrested on DUI and Drag Racing Charges

[The Ghost of Bob Starr]

Miami police are better than LA police at nailing that little SOB.

Good work boys.

[NrM]

Yet he'll probably get off without having to serve any time.

[arch stanton]

Isn't he Canadian? Can't they deport him on terror charges or something?

[Pbonetheman]

I'm glad he didn't die. I want him to get old and washed up instead of all James Dean on us.

[mancini79]

Florida will find a way to blame the Lamborghini and drop all charges on Beibs.

[Jason]

Apparently he hasn't received proper guidance through his crucial developmental years.

[gotbeer]

Florida.  All is forgiven, if you accidentally pull him out of that one bunk Hilton and cast him down to the Sodomites.  

[Caralho]

Keyshawn Johnson should have slapped him last year but this is good enough. 

[Biergott]

5'9" and 140lbs in Miami Dade County?  No problem, he will be juuuuuuuuuust fine

[fan_since79]

He looks high as a kite in his booking photo.

 

The kid is headed for a big crash.

[mancini79]

Justin's dad was partying with him and helped block off the street to allow them to race. Great parenting skills.

[HaloCory22]

Guess I'll be the first to say it...

 

 

Woman drivers....

[Tank]

can we just say good riddance to this little punk yet and ship his butt back to the great white north? 

 

in an ideal world, he would marry miley cyrus and then the two of them would retire to some deserted island where they would zealously protect their privacy and become hermit-like. 

[xboom28x]

I'm glad he didn't die. I want him to get old and washed up instead of all James Dean on us.

 

Could you imagine the god-like status he would get if he did die at an early age? He'd be revered as some troubled teen who was crying for help the whole time... blah blah blah.

 

Sucks he's alive... would suck if he's dead... can't win.

[Blarg]

Puig is jealous of Bieber's ride.

[St1ck]

Remind me not to watch CNN this week. 

[Ray McKigney]

I hope all this partying and hijinks don't interfere with his songwriting.

[mrwicked]

someone took a photo at the scene and posted it to instagram.

 

[fan_since79]

I hope all this partying and hijinks don't interfere with his songwriting.

 

The songs are insipid and hackneyed.

 

(I've always wanted to use those two words in a sentence.)

[Blarg]

someone took a photo at the scene and posted it to instagram.

 

 

Pure awesome.

[Ray McKigney]

The songs are insipid and hackneyed.

 

(I've always wanted to use those two words in a sentence.)

 

Like his songs, Bieber's eccentric. Most geniuses are.

[HaloFan85]

Locking him up for 15-30 days in a County jail would scare him straight for life.  He wouldn't have his 10 bodyguards to hide behind while saying 'hold me back'.

[Hollyw00d]

biebs = epic douche.

 

he'll probably get off with probation and maybe some rehab and that's it.   nowhere near what the sentence a "normal" citizen gets for such a crime

[mancini79]

Too bad he wasn't driving a 2005 Porsche Carrera GT.

Too soon?

[eaterfan]

biebs = epic douche.

 

he'll probably get off with probation and maybe some rehab and that's it.   nowhere near what the sentence a "normal" citizen gets for such a crime

 

If this is a first time offense I think that is about what a "normal citizen" would get for a DUI on an expired license with no casualties or property damage. I don't think many are going to jail for that.