Mega Millions

[nando714]

636 mil

What would you do?

[Blarg]

I tell what I did, I bought one ticket.

[St1ck]

Spend it all on hookers, and blow.

[gotbeer]

Tell Trout I make more then he does.

[katie]

I already gave my boss my 2 weeks notice today

[nando714]

Spend it all on hookers, and blow.

 

this

[Jay]

retire

[St1ck]

I already gave my boss my 2 weeks notice today

They were planning on firing you anyway.

[St1ck]

You forgot the midgets.

I figured midgets are always implied when talking about hookers, and blow.

[katie]

They were planning on firing you anyway.

Impossible. I'm in a union.

[nando714]

Impossible. I'm in a union.

 

this too

 

literally have to rape someone to get fired. 

[Tank]

write one big whopping tithe check to my church.

new cars.

buy a house.

keep dressing in a bitchin way.

kings season seats in my own suite. and no, none of you are invited.

Edited December 18, 2013 by Tank

[St1ck]

Looks like I'll have to settle for rubbing one out, and smoking crack.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

We have an office pool for both Mega Millions and Powerball. We would be splitting the pot about 10-12 ways. Might buy some new seat covers for my '96 Grand Marquis.

[Tank]

We have an office pool for both Mega Millions and Powerball. We would be splitting the pot about 10-12 ways. Might buy some new seat covers for my '96 Grand Marquis.

With that kind of coin you could easily upgrade to a 98 or 99 grand marquis.

[Blarg]

Yeah, he could but then he won't have money for the seat covers.

[arch stanton]

If I won it I would have enough to pay all of next year's alimony up front with enough left over to renew my MLB package.

[Amazing Larry]

Looks like I'll have to settle for rubbing one out, and smoking crack.

In no way is that settling.

[Tank]

If I won it I would have enough to pay all of next year's alimony up front with enough left over to renew my MLB package.

 

gloria allred really nailed you, didn't she?

[Brandon]

"Two chicks.....at the same time"

[notherhalo]

spend it all in 4 years and go broke

[2002_halos_II]

I already spent my dollar winnings on today's lotto.

[fan_since79]

The lady in Georgia who won half the pot used her family's birthdays for her numbers. She also bought only one ticket.

 

She will get a $123 million lump sum, after taxes. 

[arch stanton]

She's on the hook for some righteous birthday presents this year.

[CaliAngel]

this too

 

literally have to rape someone to get fired. 

 

not sure if literally is necessary in this instance