For the baseball fan who has everything

[Vegas Halo Fan]

The ideal Christmas gift for that baseball fan on your shopping list.

 

http://msn.foxsports.com/buzzer/story/you-can-buy-trimmings-from-red-sox-beards-112113

Edited November 22, 2013 by Vegas Halo Fan

[Taylor]

Sweet, I finally know what to get pimpmyteam.

[Agalloch]

Oh, god.

[JAHV76]

What no Napoli beard?

[jshep]

Can I get an itemized rundown of what sort of microorganisms and communicable diseases are DEFINITELY contained within said beards with my purchase?

[CaliAngel]

AngelsWin members should shave their pubes a-la Jackass 2 style, and create a mock-up of that display with our bushes proudly displayed as a "beard ball" from David Ortiz.

 

We'll be sure to sell it to a diehard Red Sox fan on eBay, and they'll proudly display the false item on their shelves, admiring our collective pubes with friends and family for years to come.

 

I'd have no problem giving 100% of the profits to Movember.

[Docwaukee]

is it a link to advanced scouting?

 

I asked my wife for a foreign presence................she slapped me.