Favorite Quotes

[Richard]

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Wayne Gretzky" - Michael Scott

 

 

 

Long live the Michael Scott Paper Company

[St1ck]

"I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass....and I'm all out of bubblegum."   -Roddy Piper 

[Sully151]

"That government which governs best, governs least" HDT

"Ray, when someone asks you if you are a God, you say YES" Winston Zeddemore

[Ray McKigney]

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

--Thomas A. Edison

[IEAngelsfan]

"I rather be pissed off than pissed on."

[eaterfan]

I'm not sure of the exact quote since I can't find it online. But I think it was Sir Walter Raleigh who said something like "Steal a ship and you're a pirate, steal a country and you're an emperor".

[Redondo]

Those who fail to plan, plan to fail.

 

If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything

[Splint7438]

Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.

[arch stanton]

You f'd up. You trusted me. - Otter

[CaliAngel]

"No good deed goes unpunished"

[deepdrive]

"I don't know what to think of that," muttered by a teacher who thought, after starting a Pictionary style game on the board with a group of 2nd graders, that it would be interesting to have one of the participants draw him.

The student draws a head 3x the size of the body (which surprisingly has a good resemblance considering it was done by a 2nd grader) and one of the only guesses is "it looks like a hobo."

What makes it go even worse for the teacher is a second graders uncanny ability to guess what another second grader is trying to draw. A modern pumpkinisk drawing is quickly picked out as an apple; a bug looking creature with four stick legs, no tail and a head the same size as the body takes little time to be called out as a dog; and something with a weird body and a mouthful of teeth is immediately recognized as a shark.

[Bruce Nye]

"I see."

 

Helen Keller

[Brandon]

I'm in the empire business

[ELEVEN]

I'm not sure of the exact quote since I can't find it online. But I think it was Sir Walter Raleigh who said something like "Steal a ship and you're a pirate, steal a country and you're an emperor".

**** one goat and you're neither.

[Lhalo]

"Give me control of a nation's money and I care not who makes it's laws" — Mayer Amschel Bauer Rothschild

[Brandon]

"You can keep your existing healthcare plans"

-Barrack Obama

[JAHV76]

Airplane has a ton of funny quotes.

Lloyd Bridges "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"