"The Cardinal Way"

[Adam]

bugs me how serious most people take sports. although, I'm an asshole that laughs at blatant racism. For one, in this day and age it trips me out there is real racism considering how diverse this country is and how people have to constantly interact with other races and cultures. the other laughter comes from how grammatically terrible these ignorant morons post.

I always hope head things go viral and the twitter person gets bombed by people.

 

So you don't think the majority of these tweets are being made in the middle of Molecular, Cellular, and Integrative Physiology 531?

[Brandon]

maybe. I saw one of the racist tweets was a black dude with a Jay Z nickname as his handle. That made me laugh.

[ettin]

angry racism is made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. 

 

That's why I like you Doc, 60% of the time you are right all the time.

[CaliAngel]

most of the people tweeting that shit are grown adults.

 

And most of them are Liberals.

 

This is how Liberal grown adults act. Explains a lot about the state of America, actually.

[Jobu]

This is just further proof of what I already believe in!

[sneaky_flute]

And most of them are Liberals.

 

This is how Liberal grown adults act. Explains a lot about the state of America, actually.

unlikely

[Troll Daddy]

Reading that garbage gives me a whole new out look here.

[jshep]

what the **** is happening in this thread?

[Adam]

what the **** is happening in this thread?

 

If this thread were a food, it would be cheesecake

[Mudville]

what the **** is happening in this thread?

It is evolving like Geoff Goldbloom in the movie The Fly.

[Brandon]

This thread is like a manpon that you don't have to clench or worry about falling out.

[Docwaukee]

If this thread were a food, it would be cheesecake

with a crunchy crystal meth crust. 

[RenoHalo]

It is evolving like Geoff Goldbloom in the movie The Fly.

BrundleThread...

[Adam]

with a crunchy crystal meth crust. 

 

ahhh yes, the crust choice of neocons and non-athletes everywhere!

[jshep]

with a crunchy crystal meth crust. 

 

Sounds heavenly.

[Richard]

This thread needs some serious Mexican input. 

 

 

You're welcome.

[tdawg87]

I hear black people steal things.

[Chris]

That play last night made me nostalgic for the Reggie Willits era.

[halodground]

It's a shame all those closed minded, conservative Christian, white mid westerners generalize like they do. If they were more open minded like me they would understand that Oriental people are good,hard working people who are really good students!

[Adam]

I hear black people steal things.

 

Bases, ideally

[tomsred]

Reading that garbage gives me a whole new out look here.

Yeah, it's pretty scarey when people can get this nasty over a stupid baseball game.  If they can't handle failure a little better than this, I wouldn't want to be associated with any of them.

[ettin]

You would have to say this is a Cardinal sin.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

drops mic.

 

CS.com?

[disarcina]

Imagine...............you are the 25th man on the 25 man playoff roster.

 

You have a weak bat, weak arm, mediocre glove guy in the OF.

 

You are very small of frame, physically.

 

You are on the roster for maybe two things -- to Pinch Run and perhaps to get an AB for the purpose of laying down a sacrifice bunt.

 

That's it.

 

That's your role.

 

You get paid the MLB minimum to do this.

 

You get into a WORLD SERIES game as a PINCH RUNNER.

 

It is a 4 to 2 game in the Ninth Inning.

You are replacing a regular and one of the team's few power bats only because that player has sustained an injury and cannot run the bases.

 

There's not much to do, you're not the tying run -- all you need to do is run if Beltran, perhaps the team's best hitter, gets a hit.

 

That and one other thing you must NOT do -- DON'T GET PICKED OFF.

 

You get PICKED OFF. YOU TAKE THE BAT OUT OF BELTRAN's HANDS WITH BELTRAN BEING THE POTENTIAL TYING RUN.........

 

Can we get the bus back to the bush leagues here quick enough to take you back to AA ball --------NOW!