Social media Peyt's Mom peeves

[Spencer]

That picture-quote is great!

Is everybody out to get you?

Is your child a perfect little angel, but his teachers have it out for him?

Three or more times divorced?

Hang in there sweetie! Forgive these assholes for they know not what they do. An evil flying spaghetti monster controls their thoughts and actions!

[arch stanton]

Spaghetti is by far the most overrated pasta.

[Tank]

poor peyts.

 

he's growing up thinking this is what normal looks like.

 

i pity the first girl to date him.

[Ray McKigney]

[Brandon]

 

[yk9001]

[Jay]

There is some really lame shit in this thread.

[m0nkey]

[nate]

Boy that makes me feel so much better.

[yk9001]

That may be my favorite yet.  It cannot get cornier.

 

Thing is, I just turned fifty, and few of my male friends are on fb.  So my fb is loaded with the wives of my friends - and these middle aged broads post these ALL DAY LONG.

 

[yk9001]

 

Edited October 13, 2014 by yk9001

[Tank]

unalike. well done, maya, you poet laureate.

[Brandon]

You guys will love this one.

 

So a couple months back I met a chick at the local watering hole, friend of a friend dealio that I actually posted about because she was the one that was family friends with Butcher and dropped some gems about Napoli and Sosh. She recently sends me a friend invite a couple weeks ago.....middle aged woman that recently became a grandmother, I think she is in Real Estate from memory. It starts off rocky as she over posts everything she does and is one of the FB abusers, but much like YK she provides gems to bring to the table, about 90% of these images I post are from her. 

 

But shit got real this weekend. I was already over all the posting and lame "Share if you hug your Aunt daily" pics, but this broad actually created a FB group that does nothing but posts and shares these pics.....like a database group. I had to pull the plug. I don't want to post the page because it's her directly as the "group leader", but this is their motto:

 

The <Lame inspirational and motivational name> is a group of social entrepreneurs who are hungry to make a difference. One Month. One Cause. Possibilities? Endless

[Blarg]

Their floors must never get vacuumed.

[Tank]

minimum entry requirements: 20 cats roaming free around the house.

[Spencer]

Maya Angelou quotes are the worst

[yk9001]

Okay, away from the inspirational pics for a minute.... this is just frigging gross (this is my first entry ever here from a guy)

[Spencer]

That looks like dog vomit

[Taylor]

People posting pictures of their food on social media is one of my pet peeves, along with:

 

*Selfies.

*Pictures of Starbucks beverages.

*Pictures of pets.

*Pictures of sunsets.

*Selfies.

*Mother f'n selfies.

[Tank]

People posting pictures of their food on social media is one of my pet peeves, along with:

 

*Selfies.

*Pictures of Starbucks beverages.

*Pictures of pets.

*Pictures of sunsets.

*Selfies.

*Mother f'n selfies.

 

selfist

(that's a racist against selfies)

[yk9001]

People posting pictures of their food on social media is one of my pet peeves, along with:

 

*Selfies.

*Pictures of Starbucks beverages.

*Pictures of pets.

*Pictures of sunsets.

*Selfies.

*Mother f'n selfies.

 

Against pictures of pets?  What kind of monster are you??

 

and btw, its always pics of Starbucks.  Never Its a Grind, or Seattle's Best.

 

My worst, is the middle aged broads and the pics of their feet at the pool or beach.

[nate]

People posting pictures of their food on social media is one of my pet peeves, along with:

 

*Selfies.

*Pictures of Starbucks beverages.

*Pictures of pets.

*Pictures of sunsets.

*Selfies.

*Mother f'n selfies.

 

My wife posts pictures of pets and sunsets.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I randomly post pics of our puppy because he gets more likes than anything else I post and people genuinely ask how he's doing.

But yeah, people that overdo anything is annoying.

[Brandon]

middle aged broads and the pics of their feet at the pool or beach.

Lol

[Tank]

guys who write LOL at the end of their own posts.

 

one friend is a terrible abuser of this. he also constantly posts pics of his dinner. 

 

i have never understood the fascination with showing other people what you're eating. unless it's some kind of special occasion with an incredibly decorated dessert, why do i care what your hamburger looks like?