Social media Peyt's Mom peeves

[nate]

[Blarg]

Mother ****er

(adverb)

Someone who will **** with you unconditionally till your last breath.

[Tank]

"Its scary to think that a 20 year friendship can become transient simply because of completely baseless insecurities. I missed a wedding last year and it broke my heart not to be there. I am going to miss a wedding this year because of childish jealousy..."

 

from one of my former students this morning.

 

yep, he's a male.

[Spencer]

If you don't have a clear concise statement or opinion to make, you probably shouldn't post to social media.

Cryptic descriptions of crap going on in your life do not need to be shared.

[HaloMagic]

Tank, do you feel any responsibility in turning this guy homo?

Tank isn't the priest at the school, he's just a teacher.

[Tank]

Tank, do you feel any responsibility in turning this guy homo?

 

none whatsoever.

 

this guy was the kid who graduated from high school but still hung around the school the next year like he was still taking classes (he wasn't, he just had nothing else to do, apparently).

[Brandon]

[Spencer]

Humans of New York comments sections:

The ultimate online housewife circle jerk

[yk9001]

 

was that seriously on someone's fb?

[yk9001]

If you don't have a clear concise statement or opinion to make, you probably shouldn't post to social media.

Cryptic descriptions of crap going on in your life do not need to be shared.

 

People live on that stuff.... Super passive aggressive.

 

Though i got to say, I see a lot less now than three years ago.  Maybe people got the vibe.

 

Or, I blocked those people.

[Ray McKigney]

"This day started out so great. There is nothing better than waking up to kitty snuggles!"

[Ray McKigney]

You do know that's code for humping, right?

Love me some kitty snuggles.

 

Normally I would agree with you. However, after she said that, she went on to say how she was so proud of herself for "taking a huge risk" by recently adopting two adult cats who the shelter couldn't find a home for. She then congratulated herself for committing a "completely selfless" act of kindness. 

[Don]

Normally I would agree with you. However, after she said that, she went on to say how she was so proud of herself for "taking a huge risk" by recently adopting two adult cats who the shelter couldn't find a home for. She then congratulated herself for committing a "completely selfless" act of kindness.

So a three way with two homeless chicks? Nice.

[Tank]

"This day started out so great. There is nothing better than waking up to kitty snuggles!"

 

i love how you added quotation marks to try and make us think this wasn't from your own wall.

 

you're not foolin' anyone, mckigney.

[Brandon]

So a three way with two homeless chicks? Nice.

Not homeless, just loose pussies she brought into bed.

[yk9001]

Some woman on my fb was having a bad day:

 

I'm fine was upset earlier but all good. And Denise Xanax sounded perfect but I didn't have any

Edited September 30, 2014 by yk9001

[TobiasFunke]

I think so

[Spencer]

They should be

[Spencer]

From peace corps chick

 

It's October 1st, 6 months at site & still having the same frustrations as day one here. How many disappointments, promises broken, excuses made must I endure?

 

 

Much like those of A's fans, I relish your tears

[HaloMagic]

That sounds like one of Nate's posts complaining about Obamacare.

[Angel Dog and Beer]

Candy crush is making me upset. I finished level 35 done completed. No more level 35. It won't let me go on to the next level 36. Y, y,y???? I'm at were the airplane is and it won't let me go into the brown maze part of candy crush. I did unlock one of the mystery quest. Please help me with this I just want to play a fun game and have fun when I'm bored that's all I ask. Lol

 

First-world, tech-obsessed, can't-read-a-book-or-do-something-productive problems!

[Spencer]

Holy hell, she sounds like a younger, dumber, more useless version of Peyts' mom!

Please continue updating us. Constantly

[Spencer]

Jaxon

[yk9001]

Candy crush is making me upset. I finished level 35 done completed. No more level 35. It won't let me go on to the next level 36. Y, y,y???? I'm at were the airplane is and it won't let me go into the brown maze part of candy crush. I did unlock one of the mystery quest. Please help me with this I just want to play a fun game and have fun when I'm bored that's all I ask. Lol

 

First-world, tech-obsessed, can't-read-a-book-or-do-something-productive problems!

 

She is 13, correct?

[Ray McKigney]