Social media Peyt's Mom peeves

[Blarg]

"My son just went number two on the toilet for the first time by himself! Still doesn't have the wiping part figured out yet, but hey, 'He who would learn to fly one day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying.'"

Gotta love someone who quotes Nietzsche when posting about their kid's potty training.

Nietzsche is philosophical potty training for JC students.

[Don]

"My son just went number two on the toilet for the first time by himself! Still doesn't have the wiping part figured out yet, but hey, 'He who would learn to fly one day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying.'"

 

Gotta love someone who quotes Nietzsche when posting about their kid's potty training. 

Do not quote Nietzsche in front of Matthew McConaughey or Woody Harrelson. It doesn't work out well.

[Mudville]

Sitting at an outdoor Cafe and two women are sharing Facebook postings by reading them out loud and then sharing videos from people who hold their camera phone the wrong way. They are just as annoying if not more so as the "I can't believe how fast they are growing up" mom since I can't just unfriend them.

[yk9001]

btw, a lot of my guy friends wives are super alcoholics.

 

Celebrating back to school night adult style.

[Brandon]

I actually appreciate the way women come up with sentences and indirect ways to say they are alcoholics.

 

From the "Is it 5 o'clock yet?" to the "Having fun with the girls!" (generally followed by a check in at some happy hour or bar location) to what you mention with the "adult style" line.

 

It's more creative then men because we just post pics of whatever beer we are drinking, they try to be coy with some code that doesn't work.

[HaloCory22]

Got this from a friend. Couldn't stop laughing.

 

 

[mp170.6]

Got this from a friend. Couldn't stop laughing.

 

 

 

 

Those poor kids of hers. 

[Brandon]

I wouldn't want to send my kids to school because of the educational system, not the weather.

[Spencer]

I wonder if the kids at Tank's school had to be told to take off their hoodys today

[Tank]

I wonder if the kids at Tank's school had to be told to take off their hoodys today

 

yes, about six of them yesterday.

 

unbelievable.

[yk9001]

 

Pop quiz, hotshots:  Was this posted by a man or a woman?

[nate]

Why is the dog wearing beads?

[Tank]

 

Pop quiz, hotshots:  Was this posted by a man or a woman?

 

 

[1nutkruk]

 

Pop quiz, hotshots:  Was this posted by a man or a woman?

Trick question.  It was a tranny.

[HaloMagic]

Trick question. It was the dog.

[yk9001]

 

 

There isn't one mom who is sending this around who is under two bills... guaranteed.

Edited September 17, 2014 by yk9001

[yk9001]

From the Onion:

 

Dog Doesn’t Consider Itself Part Of Family

THOMASVILLE, GA—While admitting that he relies on members of the family for food and shelter and is often included in household activities and family photographs, local 6-year-old golden retriever Pepper told reporters Friday that he in no way considers himself part of the O’Donnell family. “Hey, they’re not bad people, and I appreciate that they let me ride in the car sometimes, but do I think of them as my own family members? God, no,” the canine said while scratching behind his right ear with his hind leg...

 

 

 

http://www.theonion.com/articles/dog-doesnt-consider-itself-part-of-family,35532/

[yk9001]

Oh, I just checked... Peyts is still getting in trouble at school.

[yk9001]

I think she's past the "Its not Peyts fault" stage.  And, she's having a bad day, okay?

[Tank]

I think she's past the "Its not Peyts fault" stage.  And, she's having a bad day, okay?

 

if it's wednesday, it must be valium day. the world just doesn't understand her.

[Glen]

Why is the dog wearing beads?

Bitches love accessories.

[Spencer]

"There's a noisy cricket in my classroom. Friday can't come soon enough!"

 

This is followed by 6 replies alluding to alcohol in an entirely non-subtle way.

[yk9001]

[Ray McKigney]

[Spencer]

haha, what the f*ck does that MEAN?