Social media Peyt's Mom peeves

[yk9001]

Any chick over 35 on facebook, commenting on the pic of another chick over 35:

 

"You haven't changed a bit.  You look just like when I met you!"

[Ray McKigney]

Any chick over 35 on facebook, commenting on the pic of another chick over 35:

 

"You haven't changed a bit.  You look just like when I met you!"

 

That is so true. I just saw a girl say that to another girl who just turned 40. They're both the same age. The girl who had the birthday's face looks like a catcher's mitt. Beat up. I wanted to tell the girl who said it that I know a good eye doctor she can go to.

[Blarg]

You're a little thick headed Ray. It was a preemptive strike comment. The chick can't fire back with a, damn, you look like prostitution and crack really took it's toll. They just smile and agree they aren't getting any older.

[yk9001]

I just witnessed the death of facebook:  A pic on my page that says, "Never underestimate the power of Grandma" with a cartoon old lady in a Superman-type get up.

[Adam]

I got a friend request from my 7th grade English teacher. He was a pretty cool teacher. Easy class. Accepted!

 

Apparently, now, he's Captain Pyramid Scheme and has already tried to get me to attend a presentation about online auctions and purchase workout supplements from him. 

 

2 days into our friendship, 2 pitches. 

 

Dick. 

[mrwicked]

Is he hawking those miracle berries everyone was trying to sell a while back?

Or how to flip houses?

[yk9001]

Sounds like an awesome guy.

[Ray McKigney]

I have a FB "friend" who I don't remember at all. Claims we went to high school together. Don't have any idea who he is, but we have 40 friends in common. Anyway, he posts about 20 times a day and sends personal messages about the vacation packages that he sells. I've unfriended the guy twice and he sends another friend request the next day. I finally just had to block his dumb ass.

[Adam]

Is he hawking those miracle berries everyone was trying to sell a while back?

Or how to flip houses?

 

He's a beachbody "coach." Fortunately, I've run into a coach in the past and know enough about shakeology to dismiss any chance for a repeat sales pitch. 

[Adam]

He also shares every single Zig Ziglar post. I know this because I "like" Zig Ziglar's page. 

[Spencer]

Serious posts like "OH GOD, IS EVERYONE SAFE??!!!!" after a mild earthquake

[2112]

When a family member passes away. Real downer

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Obviously kidding...

Woah, wait. We're supposed to take your posts seriously???

[Jim]

Driving into work this morning and I saw the "My child is better than you" sticker on someone's bumper. Another thing that annoys the hell out of me.

Especially when it's true

[Spencer]

Dear young mothers:

Don't take pictures of your kid shitting on a training toilet. Nobody needs to see that.

[arch stanton]

Dear young mothers:

Don't take pictures of your kid  Nobody needs to see that.

Fixed

[nate]

[Spencer]

No, it's not

[1nutkruk]

I hide these people.

[Ray McKigney]

A female friend on Facebook a few days ago:

 

"Only 78 days until Halloween!!!!!!!!"

[yk9001]

A female friend on Facebook a few days ago:

 

"Only 78 days until Halloween!!!!!!!!"

 

 

The Christmas sh*t's going to starting sometime closely after Labor Day.

[yk9001]

I wonder what Peyts mom has been up to...

 

So do I. 

 

Who was the assh*le who threatened to out me?

[Tank]

peyts is headed to first grade. we need to know the skinny on how things are going for him and his mom.

[yk9001]

 

The subheading was "so true"

[yk9001]

Is there any way someone can post a link to this thread on Peyt's mom's Facebook page? That would be epic.

 

 

Yeah, it was "Lawrence" who blew it for us all.

[yk9001]

A lot is expected from mothers. Not so long past we held our cubs close to our face and kissed them hello and taught them to walk. Then we turn around and they are climbing in the drivers seat on their first solo trip and we are expected to hug them good bye. Having children does take our heart to great heights and the deepest of lows. Motherhood it ain't for sissies.