New Stadium Ideas

[Tank]

Food concession workers who are younger than 90.

[Docwaukee]

Food concession workers who are younger than 90.

they won't be able to get out of that leisure world contract. 

[ten ocho recon scout]

Food concession workers who are younger than 90.

Meh. Sometimes I walk away from a blanton start and ask the nacho lady what the cotton gin was like.

[Spencer]

"You saw a lotta stuff go down: World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac."

[Scott34]

Zip lines to the parking lot so we can get the hell outta there when things go bad.

[ELEVEN]

They could play low rider during the seventh inning stretch. They could also put red onion bar in the parking lot for the drunk people who leave after the 7th innning stretch to go dance to the WMCA. After the are done dancing they would hook up with the loosest members of opposite sex.

You say that like its a bad thing.

[Sully151]

I'd like to see a few more A.L. Penants and World Series Champion flags flying from the flag poles.

[Taylor]

Food concession workers who are younger than 90.

 

Ageist.

[Taylor]

A corner devoted to AngelsWin where people can square off in the latest Angels debate. TrollDaddy would always be on hand in case you needed a devil's advocate.

[tomsred]

A large aquarium in center field filled with sharks, just in case the Doggies ever celebrate here.

[TeemuTrout]

Suicide booths.

[NJHalo]

A big giant fan that will push the marine layer away from the stadium. They can turn it on every time Pujols comes to the plate.

 

[19HALO71]

A Pepper's night club in the Diamond Club. Maybe the lights will distract the opposing team.

 

[Kenny]

I want it to have a tube that you can just slide down that delivers you right to your car.  And a tube that you can slide down that goes into a pool.  And a tube that you can climb up and it'll take you to your seat.  And a little tube that shoots beer directly into my mouth.

 

I guess I want a hamster cage.

[ten ocho recon scout]

"You saw a lotta stuff go down: World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac."

'Was it weird when you had to start sharing the water fountain? And do you still believe pollack jokes?'