Alright, here's the plan:

[The God of Runs]

Shuck, Callapso, Blanton, Hamilton, Pujols, Jerome, Hanson, and Madson start taking PED's.  And, then, when they get caught, appeal and drag it out as long as they can.  Once they finally get suspended, it'll be cool cause they would have won a ton of games for us.  If they implement that plan today, this should benefit us for next season and a small possibility for this season.  Hell, it helped the Giants win a World Series in the case of Melky Cabrera.  And, it didn't really hurt him cause he was still able to sign a 2 year 16 million dollar contract. 

[Ohtaniland]

The Gods must be crazy was one of my favorite movies.

[stormngt]

Actually I like his idea.  There is no disincentive for the franchise to "secretly" help players use ped's.....

 

It is certainly  helping the A's this year!

[YouthofToday]

Wow, some here grossly inflate what PEDs can do. Amphetamines probably have a bigger impact than PEDs -- as long as a ball player doesn't look like Ken Caminiti.

[AngelsLakersFan]

Wow, some here grossly inflate what PEDs can do. Amphetamines probably have a bigger impact than PEDs -- as long as a ball player doesn't look like Ken Caminiti.

 

Who said they can't do both!?

[rageous]

Wow, some here grossly inflate what PEDs can do. Amphetamines probably have a bigger impact than PEDs -- as long as a ball player doesn't look like Ken Caminiti.

Yeah PED has no effect on ball players.

Noone call say how much it affects players but from watching players like McGwire, Manny, Sosa, Bonds, and Clements there is no doubt that it has a huge affect especially as they get older.

[Mark68]

PEDs don't help pitchers find the strike zone. Nor batters, for that matter.

[Jimmag]

"I may not have the answer but believe I got a plan"- Jackson Browne from the song "Red Neck Friend"