New Mexico Jogger Repeatedly Poops on Man's Home

[Chuck]

Lol WTF?

http://gawker.com/new-mexico-jogger-repeatedly-poops-on-mans-home-831596651?

[Jason]

What a shitty thread!

[Brandon]

Simply amazing.

 

The comments as always are equally special.

 

I've studied German elfology, and that's a scheissesprechen. He needs to leave butter, not margarine, real butter in sticks, unwrapped. Once she starts eating the butter approach her carefully, pet her hair. Now you have spirit animal.

[stevestevens]

“This is malicious fecal distribution,” the man said......“If it happens again, I'm going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, 'Bad human!'”

 

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Who is this guy?

[mancini79]

What kind of sick person films another person taking a dump??

[2002_halos_II]

She has the runs.

[Vernster52]

Breaking Bad

[arch stanton]

A pellet gun and some rock salt

[gotbeer]

What kind of sick person films another person taking a dump??

 

 

Why are you looking at me?  

[mrwicked]

Simply amazing.

 

The comments as always are equally special.

 

I've studied German elfology, and that's a scheissesprechen. He needs to leave butter, not margarine, real butter in sticks, unwrapped. Once she starts eating the butter approach her carefully, pet her hair. Now you have spirit animal.

 

ha.

"now you have spirit animal" makes me laugh.

thats useful in any situation.

[Brandon]

I don't know why, but I read that and thought of you. I knew you'd laugh as well. I was thinking of literally using this dudes post again for various occasions. I'm also going to throw around "Oh, you're talking about a scheissesprechen!" during random correspondence with people.

[Angel Dog and Beer]

Good idea for YK to use on that prick of a neighbor.

[Mudville]

“If it happens again, I'm going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, 'Bad human!'” he said.

 

[Taylor]

The most shocking development from this story is that women poop.

[Spirit]

Lol WTF?

http://gawker.com/new-mexico-jogger-repeatedly-poops-on-mans-home-831596651?

 

If anybody here can relate to the home owner, it's Chuck.  More people have shit on his couch around here then a roadside gas station bathroom.

[Pbonetheman]

That has to be a well timed dump. I have to believe there were a few more attempts that didn't land on target.

[Brandon]

If this chick takes a pre-workout she can time her poops. It's insane how accurate and consistent pooping is after taking a pre.