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Walk off grandslam. I feel bad for that pitcher

 

I can picture the guy, years after he retires, and somebody brings up the grand slam he gave up to Jeff Mathis. I can't imagine too many things more humiliating that could happen to somebody in a career.

 

Bob Uecker did hit a pinch-hit grand slam off Sandy Koufax once.

 

Like my father used to say, even a blind dog finds a bone once in a while.

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Rumors that the Padres will wear black #38 patches on their sleeves for the rest of the season in memory of the career of pitcher Tyson Ross have not been confirmed. Ross has not been seen since Sunday, apparently going into hiding. His family has been moved to "an undisclosed location in the western United States." He has requested a new name and a new uniform number. He was last seen repeatedly banging his head on his locker and mumbling "Mathis. Jeff f'n Mathis."

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Lyle Spencer used the visibility Mathis' grand slam afforded to tout his CERA:

 

edit:  bah, didn't realize you couldn't embed tweets here.  The text of his tweet:
 
"Lowly #Marlins 12-7 with 2.5 ERA when Jeff Mathis starts behind the plate.  Small sample size, yes, but consistent with his history."

 

 

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Lyle Spencer used the visibility Mathis' grand slam afforded to tout his CERA:

 

edit:  bah, didn't realize you couldn't embed tweets here.  The text of his tweet:

 

"Lowly #Marlins 12-7 with 2.5 ERA when Jeff Mathis starts behind the plate.  Small sample size, yes, but consistent with his history."

Lyle's fascination with playing White Knight for Jeffy is fascinating in all the worst ways.

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