The World's Most Interesting Baseball Player

[tomsred]

When he does a press conferences the reporters ask the questions from their knees.

 

In night games they install bullet proof glass in the light covers for protection.

 

He never turns the page, he's too busy filling it.

 

When he leaves his feet to catch a ball, he turns the his cap around, as he leaves the ground, to protect the bill.

 

He can catch anything in the outfield, but sometimes the other outfielders ask for permission to take this one.

 

Third base coaches don't wave him home, they back up to stay out of the jet stream.

 

 

(I love these threads, we should do more of them.  Also the limerick thread is a good one too.)

[Erstad27]

Physics has yet to explain the trajectory of his fly balls.

 

He has never scored two runs in an inning, but once he scored two runs on one play.

 

Umpires never dare call the infield fly rule on his pop ups.

 

Out of respect Tim McCarver remains silent during his at-bats.

[2002_halos_II]

"When maturity was reached, he discovered he could easily: Leap 1/8th of a mile [201 meters]; hurdle a twenty-story building...raise tremendous weights...run faster than an express train... and that nothing less than a bursting shell could penetrate his skin!".

 

 

oh wait

wrong super hero