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RIP -- Norm McDonald

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From a 2011 bit he did about cancer.

"In the old days, a man could just get sick and die. Now, they have to 'wage a battle,'" Macdonald said in the clip.

The comedian went on to joke that his uncle Burt was "'waging a courageous battle'" against cancer from his hospital bed while watching TV. 

"In the old days, they'd go, 'Hey! That old man died. Now, they go 'Hey, he lost his battle,'" Macdonald explained. "That's no way to end your life." 

"What a loser that guy was. The last thing he did was lose," he joked. 

"When the fucking sickle of death is over my goddamn neck, I'm gonna be so cowardly ... I'm not gonna be brave," Macdonald said at the time. "I don't care how old I am, I could be 94. I'll still be like 'Oh, please take my grandson.'" 



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Following the passage of a new city ordinance, strippers are now forbidden to give lap dances in the city of Houston, Texas. Or, as I refer to it: Nazi, Germany.

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6 minutes ago, Blarg said:

Yes, he spent 8 minutes on the show and talked about 30 seconds before being interrupted and told to shut up. 

It's great because he and everyone else knew Cosby was a rapist and the media and other celebrities covered for him. Just brass balls and zero fucks about hollywood elites

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