Holy Hell, Trevor Bauer 2.0!

[Taylor]

30 minutes ago, JocStrapling said:

Is this accurate?  ...you have pierced nipples and dance in front of a full length mirror every night while tucking your tiny junk between your legs?  ...that’s if you still have said junk.

Yes

[Lou]

6 hours ago, Lhalo said:

A girl who wants a dude to beat the snot out of her? Anyone have her number?

911 

[Revad]

53 minutes ago, Lou said:

911 

Incorrect.  867-5309.

[Revad]

Alternatively but same song:  https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=jenny+ive+got+you+number&view=detail&mid=02BD4852BBF5A92B031B02BD4852BBF5A92B031B&FORM=VIRE0&ru=%2fsearch%3fq%3djenny%2bive%2bgot%2byou%2bnumber%26form%3dAPIPA1%26PC%3dAPPD

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[eligrba]

Quote from the woman's attorney tells you what you need to know:

"We anticipate there will be criminal action against Mr. Bauer, and it is our hope law enforcement will take our client’s allegations and case seriously."

 

[Jason]

10 hours ago, Taylor said:

My parents are still married, for the record. I'm still waiting for the day that cals accurately guesses something about me.

 

Has he guessed that you likely drive a Suburu? 

[nate]

10 hours ago, Taylor said:

My parents are still married, for the record. I'm still waiting for the day that cals accurately guesses something about me.

 

Does he know your parents are also cousins?

[Brandon]

These ratchets

I mean, who really drives from SD to Pasadena?

[failos]

11 hours ago, Lhalo said:

A girl who wants a dude to beat the snot out of her? Anyone have her number?

Took it too far there bro lol

[PattyD22]

15 minutes ago, Brandon said:

These ratchets

I mean, who really drives from SD to Pasadena?

Twice

[Taylor]

22 minutes ago, Brandon said:

These ratchets

I mean, who really drives from SD to Pasadena?

st1ck drove from Tijuana to Glendale every day when he was living with Tank and had that "part time job."

[Revad]

57 minutes ago, Taylor said:

st1ck drove from Tijuana to Glendale every day when he was living with Tank and had that "part time job."

Hey, everyone has to make ends meet, one way or the other.

[Lou]

2 hours ago, Brandon said:

These ratchets

I mean, who really drives from SD to Pasadena?

Chicks have a tough time getting laid. 

[St1ck]

2 hours ago, Taylor said:

st1ck drove from Tijuana to Glendale every day when he was living with Tank and had that "part time job."

I don't know what this means. 

[Taylor]

16 minutes ago, St1ck said:

I don't know what this means. 

Repressed memories, eh?

[tdawg87]

I bet Bauer has a pegging fetish.

[SlappyUtilityMIF]

oddly enough, he was clean shaven and a brand new hair trim during the Post Game high Fives last night... Time to put on his Face for the Judge! I did not have sexual relations with that woman~

[CanadianHalo]

Blowing out backs and missing bats

Should have handed him a blank check!

[St1ck]

43 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Repressed memories, eh?

I wish I could repress the memory of your existence. 

[Lhalo]

3 hours ago, failos said:

Took it too far there bro lol

You can never take it too far. You can always go farther.

[Taylor]

46 minutes ago, St1ck said:

I wish I could repress the memory of your existence. 

Impossible.

[ScottT]

I saw a guy at a bar last night that looked kinda like Bauer. I kinda wanted to punch him in the face.

To each their own, but geezuz....  and a guy in his position has gotta be a little more careful.

I don't like the guy, but I've never thought he was evil.  Immature, yeah.

[Taylor]

Stupid question here. If the woman set Bauer up, why is she going after criminal charges? What does she have to gain?

[Blarg]

A criminal conviction increases the chances of getting a large civil suit payout. This is a step one process to wealth. 

[ten ocho recon scout]

3 hours ago, SlappyUtilityMIF said:

 I did not have sexual relations with that woman~

I sincerely hope somebody on here, besides me, remembers Dave Chappelles joke about that in his first HBO special..... was absolute gold