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[tdawg87]

5'8 is average height. But on the internet, everyone but Nate is comfortably over 6 feet. 

I'm onto your bullshit.

[St1ck]

7 minutes ago, failos said:

I think he is like 5'4. 

[tdawg87]

I could easily say I'm 6' but I don't because height is not something you can control so own it. I'm 5'11 and fat. Come fuck me.

[St1ck]

2 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

I could easily say I'm 6' but I don't because height is not something you can control so own it. I'm 5'11 and fat. Come fuck me.

And I could say I have a 4" pecker but then we would both be giving ourselves an extra inch. 

[failos]

4 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

I could easily say I'm 6' but I don't because height is not something you can control so own it. I'm 5'11 and fat. Come fuck me.

Yep plenty of people lie about their height. I agree with you man, just own it—that’s what I do.

 

7 minutes ago, St1ck said:

I think he is like 5'4. 

damn. I thought he was at least 5’6”. Still hasn’t stopped him from marrying a fine ass chick and raking in cash

[tdawg87]

3 minutes ago, St1ck said:

And I could say I have a 4" pecker but then we would both be giving ourselves an extra inch. 

Dude fuck off.

I'd be giving myself 3/4 of an inch at most.

[St1ck]

3 minutes ago, failos said:

Yep plenty of people lie about their height. I agree with you man, just own it—that’s what I do.

 

damn. I thought he was at least 5’6”. Still hasn’t stopped him from marrying a fine ass chick and raking in cash

I just checked. Apparently he’s somewhere between 5'6 and 5'8. 

[failos]

Just now, St1ck said:

I just checked. Apparently he’s somewhere between 5'6 and 5'8. 

Meh. Celebs lie about their height like crazy…like Tom Cruise. He looks like he’s 5’6”-ish.

[Lou]

What is considered short? 

[tdawg87]

Just now, cals said:

You are a handsome fat guy.

[tdawg87]

Just now, cals said:

Did you just have that ready on your phone in case I complimented you?

No I just searched "Seth rogan" in the gif thing because I'm literally a fatter version of him.

[tdawg87]

2 minutes ago, cals said:

You we’re talking about being confident and fat.  I think fat guys can still look decent too.  I’m sitting in a rental car in Newport Oregon right now.  In front of me is this couple.  Dudes pretty thick.  The gal is fit and decent looking.  He’s doing a good job for a heavy guy.

 

That dude is thinner than you the fuck you talkin about 

[Lou]

I was 5' 8" tall in 8th grade.

[tdawg87]

10 minutes ago, cals said:

How fat do you think I am?

Stalky.

[tdawg87]

And handsome.

[tdawg87]

Ok closer look he's definitely a husky dude. Definitely not "fat" though.

[Lou]

13 minutes ago, cals said:

Then what happened?

Kept growing.

[failos]

Being 5’8” definitely sucks—no doubt, but I’m grateful to still have a full head of hair and no receding hairline.

[failos]

1 hour ago, Lou said:

Kept growing.

Nice

[Tank]

4 hours ago, St1ck said:

 

english nate

[failos]

1 minute ago, cals said:

There are two types of short guys.  There’s the napoleons and the pussies.  Not trying to blow sunshine up your close to the ground ass but you’re a Napoleon.

Thanks mang. Thats some deep shit, and probably the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me.

[failos]

44 minutes ago, Tank said:

english nate

Lol

[St1ck]

4 minutes ago, cals said:

There are two types of short guys.  There’s the napoleons and the pussies.  Not trying to blow sunshine up your close to the ground ass but you’re a Napoleon.

 I don't know what he's called exactly. But, uh, he's a little guy. Little Billy Barty. God rest. But thin fingers. Not the fat sausage fingers.

[failos]

 

[Blarg]

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