Good Online Dating Conversation Starters?

[Slegnaac]

1 hour ago, Blarg said:

Honesty when starting any relationship is important so definitely tell her about your complete collection of Marvel action figures and that one DC character. 

That seems pretty dark.

[T.G.]

Don’t forget to tell her you’re an expert on Japanese culture.

Edited June 6, 2021 by True Grich

[Slegnaac]

@tdawg87 gave lots of good ideas.  I would only add to use open-ended questions and don't ever make the conversation all about you.

Don't be Chris Farley interviewing McCartney, Daniels or Willis.

[UndertheHalo]

2 hours ago, failos said:

Good shit.
I’m glad I’m seeking AW’s wisdom.

I’m sure @UndertheHalo or @Lou have good icebreakers

I’m sorry to say that seeking AW wisdom in this area probably means you’re fucked.  Go have a good time dumb ass.  Don’t ask us to tell you how to do it ! 

[failos]

41 minutes ago, True Grich said:

Does this mean the Lazy Dog chick shot you down?

I still haven't gone back

[failos]

1 hour ago, tdawg87 said:

As a fat dude (like, obese. Not Dad Bod "fat") I get dates by acting fun to be around. If I can make people laugh, that looks interesting. Like "hey, that guy seems cool". I have to really work hard to even give off the impression that I'm attempting to appear confident, but if I can pull it off, it makes a deadly combo with being funny.

Don't get me wrong, I don't get dates often. In fact it's been nearly a year since I got laid.  

you don't seem obese from the pic you shared of yourself sippin on dat IPA. I know what to do on a date and how to get one in person, I just don't have experience in the online dating world.

Edited June 6, 2021 by failos

[tdawg87]

6 minutes ago, failos said:

you don't seem obese from the pic you shared of yourself sippin on dat IPA. I know what to do on a date and how to get one in person, I just don't have experience in the online dating world.

Oh trust me I am. I'm 350 at least, haven't been weighed in a few months though.

[failos]

2 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Oh trust me I am. I'm 350 at least, haven't been weighed in a few months though.

you must be pretty tall then. I'm about 190-ish...bit of fupa since I'm not a tall dude.

[tdawg87]

8 minutes ago, failos said:

you must be pretty tall then. I'm about 190-ish...bit of fupa since I'm not a tall dude.

5'11.

I carry it well. But I'm still definitely obese. @cals can confirm.

[failos]

13 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

5'11.

I carry it well. But I'm still definitely obese. @cals can confirm.

Nice. I’m 5’8”. It sucks.

[Lou]

2 minutes ago, failos said:

Nice. I’m 5’8”. It sucks.

You're a nate? You write taller.

[failos]

Just now, Lou said:

You're a nate? You write taller.

Nate’s not 5’8”

[failos]

I thought Nate is 5’4” 

[Lou]

Just now, failos said:

Nate’s not 5’8”

Still . . . 

[failos]

1 minute ago, Lou said:

Still . . . 

Eh, I’m average height, but my dong and personality compensate for it. I’ve dated tall women in the past and they didn’t really care.

[St1ck]

3 minutes ago, failos said:

Eh, I’m average height, but my dong and personality compensate for it. I’ve dated tall women in the past and they didn’t really care.

Most women must be tall for you. 

[failos]

1 minute ago, St1ck said:

Most women must be tall for you. 

Many are, most aren’t.

[Lou]

Don't be you. 

Be me. 

I slay. 

[Lou]

11 minutes ago, failos said:

Eh, I’m average height, but my dong and personality compensate for it. I’ve dated tall women in the past and they didn’t really care.

And yet you're trolling FB for a date. 

Sound about right.

[tdawg87]

Lou gets more tang than Astronauts in the 60's.

[failos]

Just now, Lou said:

And yet, you're trolling FB for a date. 

Sound about right.

I’m a workaholic. I don’t have a lot of opportunities to meet women unless I’m out clubbing with friends. 

Nothing wrong with expanding your horizons. If I can meet a good girl there then why not? 

[Lou]

1 minute ago, tdawg87 said:

Lou gets more tang than Astronauts in the 60's.

[failos]

1 minute ago, tdawg87 said:

Lou gets more tang than Astronauts in the 60's.

He definitely talks the talk.

[St1ck]

10 minutes ago, failos said:

Many are, most aren’t.

 

[failos]

2 minutes ago, St1ck said: