Turning Japanese I really think so

[Revad]

Is ohtani playing tonight...

[tdawg87]

Ok.

[failos]

[Docwaukee]

[Lazorko Saves]

All the people in this thread pretending not to understand is giving me The Vapors.

[Revad]

Thank you

[Billy_Ball]

Domo arigato Mr. Roboto

[Taylor]

It seems as if none of you know the meaning of the song "Turning Japanese."

I'm especially disappointed in you, tdawg.

[tdawg87]

11 minutes ago, Taylor said:

It seems as if none of you know the meaning of the song "Turning Japanese."

I'm especially disappointed in you, tdawg.

I know what the term means. The thread is just dumb.

[UndertheHalo]

Speaking for myself.  I am not turning Japanese. 

[Taylor]

1 hour ago, tdawg87 said:

I know what the term means. The thread is just dumb.

For some reason, I'm a sucker for the vague-ish threads that provide a half-baked thought and trail off with an elipsis.

[Revad]

turning japanese
 

that was supposed be a link

[Revad]

who pitches tonight?
 

 

I’ve got your picture
Of me and you
You wrote "I love you"
I wrote "Me too"
I sit there staring, and there's nothing else to do
Oh, it's in colour
Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel
And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you, all 'round my cell
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round

[Chorus]
I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

[Tank]

[stormngt]

On 5/29/2021 at 10:13 AM, Taylor said:

It seems as if none of you know the meaning of the song "Turning Japanese."

I'm especially disappointed in you, tdawg.

Please enlightened us

[Roy Hobbs]

2 minutes ago, stormngt said:

Please enlightened us

 

[Don]

The band disputes your interpretation pervs.

[Revad]

Ok so I may be guilty of a man crush in this instance (OOOhtani) but that is not statistically relevant to GPR (gender pointer reaction).  Just so you know.

[HanfordGuy]

1 hour ago, Revad said:

Oh, it's in colour

You claim to be turning Japanese, but you spell ‘color’ like the British and watch American baseball. Interesting…

[mmc]

25 minutes ago, Revad said:

Ok so I may be guilty of a man crush in this instance (OOOhtani) but that is not statistically relevant to GPR (gender pointer reaction).  Just so you know.

I would say I have one as well, however if it’s making you turn Japanese I would say you’re taking it a bit too far

[Taylor]

If you don't have a man crush on Shohei Ohtani, I question your sexuality as an Angel fan.

[Slegnaac]

 

[Revad]

Great song.  lucky for me tonight is an Angels win, and since I’m on the east cost the game will get done 12:30-1.  I’ll be up all night trying to get lucky.

[Lhalo]

9 hours ago, Don said:

The band disputes your interpretation pervs.

Are they denying the song was about beating off? If so that’s hilarious. 

[AngelsLakersFan]

I can say unequivocally that there is no evidence to support this song being about anything at all.