Dodgers sign Pujols

[Docwaukee]

9 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Reported.

link?

[Stradling]

I didn’t say that.

[jsnpritchett]

 

[Lou]

15 minutes ago, jsnpritchett said:

 

But 3 home runs!

[Jay]

[Docwaukee]

3 hours ago, jsnpritchett said:

 

heh.  that's pretty funny.   

DISRESPECT!!

[eligrba]

Still smile knowing Albert is working his bullshit somewhere else.

[JustATroutFan]

Pujols struck out against Minter. Slash line is now at .209/.277/.465 since he left the Angels. Same old Pujols, Angels fans are still glad that he is gone. 

[Lou]

Pujols is 4 for his last 25. (.160 BA)

[Dtwncbad]

Pujols is doing the same exact contemporary version of Pujols that we all were completely sick of seeing a roster spent used on.

He is like a shitty , stale stock that pays a nominal dividend.  Seems fine until you notice the stock price is flat/dead/fading and you realize your money could be invested in so many better places.

Congrats Dodger fans.  You just got your quarterly .04 dividend per share on your $11 per share stock that you bought for $12.  Woo Hoo!

 

[Lou]

Pujols is batting cleanup today. In his first at bat, he grounded out 

 

 

 

to left field.

[Taylor]

41 minutes ago, Lou said:

Pujols is batting cleanup today. In his first at bat, he grounded out 

 

 

 

to left field.

We call that the Mang Special.

[failos]

2 hours ago, Taylor said:

We call that the Mang Special.

Nasty

[m0nkey]

Feels like Pujols has 12 9th inning homers since joining the Dodgers 

[Lou]

34 minutes ago, m0nkey said:

Feels like Pujols has 12 9th inning homers since joining the Dodgers 

Was today's meaningless?

[failos]

3 minutes ago, Lou said:

Was today's meaningless?

Everything in life is meaningless

[Lou]

4 minutes ago, failos said:

Everything in life is meaningless

Not if you're 6' tall. 

[failos]

2 minutes ago, Lou said:

Not if you're 6' tall. 

I can only imagine

[Lou]

1 minute ago, failos said:

I can only imagine

Sounds like you could use a hug from a certain waitress.

[failos]

34 minutes ago, Lou said:

Sounds like you could use a hug from a certain waitress.

I could use a hug, in general. Not feeling too great.

[Lou]

5 minutes ago, failos said:

I could use a hug, in general. Not feeling too great.

Don't drink today. 

 

[failos]

Just now, Lou said:

Don't drink today. 

 

Good advice. I haven’t had hard liquor in a while. Just a couple watered down cocktails at the Angels game the other day. I usually have a beer or two a day though.

[mmc]

Albert Pujols has a 144 wRC+ as a Dodger

[Taylor]

.888 OPS with the Dodgers. F'ing Minasian.

[jsnpritchett]

1 minute ago, mmc said:

Albert Pujols has a 144 wRC+ as a Dodger

Cool, good for him.  Angels still made the right move.