Dodgers sign Pujols

[Stradling]

Just now, failos said:

I’m not blaming y’all. She was feelin in, but her shift ended before I could ask her out, and some black dude replaced her. Real bummed out.

So how was he?

[failos]

Just now, Stradling said:

So how was he?

[Slegnaac]

18 minutes ago, failos said:

I’m not blaming y’all. She was feelin it, but her shift ended before I could ask her out, and some black dude replaced her. Real bummed out.

 

I’ll be back

So she didn't get your tip?  That sucks.

[T.G.]

35 minutes ago, failos said:

I’m not blaming y’all. She was feelin it, but her shift ended before I could ask her out, and some black dude replaced her. Real bummed out.

 

I’ll be back

I didn't know there was a Lazy Dog in Yorba Linda.

[failos]

2 minutes ago, True Grich said:

I didn't know there was a Lazy Dog in Yorba Linda.

There’s one in Brea, but I went to the one in Corona.

[Stradling]

4 minutes ago, failos said:

There’s one in Brea, but I went to the one in Corona.

That’s not far from my place.  

[T.G.]

4 minutes ago, failos said:

There’s one in Brea, but I went to the one in Corona.

BTW... the waitress vandalized your car after she left. 

[T.G.]

2 minutes ago, Stradling said:

That’s not far from my place.  

Don't say anything else.  It's a trap.

[failos]

8 minutes ago, Stradling said:

That’s not far from my place.  

Nice. I know you’re in Norco. My pops has a small business on Hamner.

[failos]

9 minutes ago, True Grich said:

BTW... the waitress vandalized your car after she left. 

I wanted to vandalize her 

[Stradling]

Just now, failos said:

Nice. I know you’re in Norco. My pops has a small business on Hamner.

What’s his business?

[failos]

9 minutes ago, Stradling said:

What’s his business?

I’ll PM you 

[Taylor]

1 hour ago, failos said:

Lol watched this fucker’s HR at lazy dog. What a piece of shit.

 

btw whats the best way to pick up a waitress. Hurry pls.

I'm sure the moment has passed, but for next time:

Lean in close and say, "I have a question. Is it a requirement to be absolutely beautiful to work here?"

Then when she giggles and blushes, say with a straight face, "No, seriously. I'm looking for a job and I need somewhere to display this gorgeous face."

You'll be married within 12 months, tops.

[failos]

7 minutes ago, Taylor said:

I'm sure the moment has passed, but for next time:

Lean in close and say, "I have a question. Is it a requirement to be absolutely beautiful to work here?"

Then when she giggles and blushes, say with a straight face, "No, seriously. I'm looking for a job and I need somewhere to display this gorgeous face."

You'll be married within 12 months, tops.

I love you Taylor. You’re a real bro

[T.G.]

@Tank you lazy dog, you.

[Tank]

47 minutes ago, True Grich said:

@Tank you lazy dog, you.

not the worst thing i'll be called this week.

[Slegnaac]

1 hour ago, Taylor said:

I'm sure the moment has passed, but for next time:

Lean in close and say, "I have a question. Is it a requirement to be absolutely beautiful to work here?"

Then when she giggles and blushes, say with a straight face, "No, seriously. I'm looking for a job and I need somewhere to display this gorgeous face."

You'll be married within 12 months, tops.

Great idea Taylor, except @failos has some weird rule about not eating where he works. Or something like that.

Edited May 30, 2021 by Slegnaac

[JustATroutFan]

Giancarlo Pujols struck out against Gausman in his first plate appearance in today's game. 

[Slegnaac]

Dodgers are disrespecting Pujols by starting him against Righties. 

[mmc]

Pujols hits a 2 run homer in the bottom of the 9th to pull the Dodgers within 1

[mmc]

Austin Barnes flies out for the 3rd out and the Dodgers lose

[Lou]

The dodgers have lost 4 out of their last 5 with Pujols on the team.

[JustATroutFan]

Dodgers have gone 2-4 ever since their fans acted like morons in Houston before the Astros series. Even Pujols' "winning attitude" couldn't save them. #karma

[Stradling]

If karma had anything to do with it, the Astros would be winless the last two years. 

[fan_since79]

Pujols is alone in 4th place for most extra-base hits, passing Babe Ruth.

Musial, Bonds, and Aaron are ahead of him.