Dodgers sign Pujols

[bloodbrother]

That's a shame

 

[T.G.]

Giants won it in 10.

[Docwaukee]

I gotta be honest.  That made me chuckle.  

[JustATroutFan]

Marine layer "robbed" Pujols of a walk-off home run. Happened so many times as an Angel. 

[tdawg87]

Why do we have a Pujols GDT?

[Lou]

Pujols just exploded out of the box. 

[Lou]

8 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Why do we have a Pujols GDT?

Because Season Over?

[tdawg87]

3 minutes ago, Lou said:

Pujols just exploded out of the box. 

Gross.

[St1ck]

7 minutes ago, Lou said:

Pujols just exploded out of the box. 

[Lou]

Pujols is batting .187 with the dodgers

[Slegnaac]

2 minutes ago, Lou said:

Pujols is batting .187 with the dodgers

With a walk off home run.

 

 

Oh wait.......

[Justin]

15 minutes ago, Slegnaac said:

With a walk off home run

Oh wait.......

If the fence was 5 feet farther in, mang, that would have been a home run. 

Just like I would be hitting .350 if I wasn't hitting the ball right at defenders. 

Mang. 

[Taylor]

22 minutes ago, Justin said:

If the fence was 5 feet farther in, mang, that would have been a home run. 

Just like I would be hitting .350 if I wasn't hitting the ball right at defenders. 

Mang. 

The Dodger Stadium fence disrespected him.

[Lou]

Pujols homered!

[Lou]

... to pull the dodgers to within 5 runs.

[Angelsjunky]

2017-21

Albert Pujols: .239/.288/.403, 83 wRC+, -3.5 WAR in 470 games

Miguel Cabrera: .261/.337/.397, 96 wRC+, -0.1 WAR in 395 games 

Oh, how the might have fallen. Miggy has really fallen through the floor this year, hitting .195/.273/.297, -0.7 WAR. He's still owed $64M in 2022-23. Joe Votto isn't far behind, although his holding steady just about 0 WAR and is "only" owed $57M over the next two seasons.

[Justin]

49 minutes ago, Lou said:

... to pull the dodgers to within 5 runs.

Warning track in a tie game last night. 

Homer in a blowout today. 

The more things change...

[failos]

Lol watched this fucker’s HR at lazy dog. What a piece of shit.

 

btw whats the best way to pick up a waitress. Hurry pls.

[Lou]

25 minutes ago, failos said:

Lol watched this fucker’s HR at lazy dog. What a piece of shit.

 

btw whats the best way to pick up a waitress. Hurry pls.

Tell her you know Anthony Bemboom.

[Slegnaac]

28 minutes ago, failos said:

Lol watched this fucker’s HR at lazy dog. What a piece of shit.

 

btw whats the best way to pick up a waitress. Hurry pls.

Lazy Dog is great.   I got their Lemon Chicken TV Dinner and cooked it at home, really tasty. 

[Stradling]

39 minutes ago, failos said:

Lol watched this fucker’s HR at lazy dog. What a piece of shit.

 

btw whats the best way to pick up a waitress. Hurry pls.

Tell her you don’t follow Robblin around. 

[Kevin]

Tell her about your trip to Yorba Linda.

[failos]

Great stuff guys. Thanks, I’m definitely not getting laid tonight.

[Stradling]

1 minute ago, failos said:

Great stuff guys. Thanks, I’m definitely not getting laid tonight.

It’s cute you are blaming us for your lack of game. 

[failos]

4 minutes ago, Stradling said:

It’s cute you are blaming us for your lack of game. 

I’m not blaming y’all. She was feelin it, but her shift ended before I could ask her out, and some black dude replaced her. Real bummed out.

 

I’ll be back

Edited May 30, 2021 by failos