Dodgers sign Pujols

[St1ck]

Just now, cals said:

I’m collecting prominent AW members and keeping them in my basement.  They’re being forced to watch Point Break, drink 24 oz cans of Miller Lite and make off-color jokes. Tdawg has been the easiest to turn.

[Angelsfan1984]

28 minutes ago, Lou said:

You don't speak Spanish, do you? 

Como? Su cacahuates son muy Sabrosas

[Angelsfan1984]

3 minutes ago, Angelsfan1984 said:

Como? Su cacahuates son muy Sabrosas

I agree

[Taylor]

Cals tenga un gato en sus pantalones.

[tdawg87]

I do.

[Angelsfan1984]

4 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

I do.

We knew it.

 

[Taylor]

52 minutes ago, cals said:

I don't have a cat in my pants.

[JustATroutFan]

Pujols just struck out in tonight's Astros game. That's now five strikeouts in 25 plate appearances for him as a Dodger. Currently has a .208/.240/.333 slash line for his new employers. #Pujolssucks

[Slegnaac]

They can't let him go now.  He is going to be on the Weekly Dodgers show, taking fans on a "behind the scenes" tour of Dodger Stadium. 

 

Anyone know how long he has to be on the team to be eligible for a playoff share?

[mmc]

Pujols is batting with the Dodgers down 2-5 at the top of the 9th with a runner on first and second and 2 outs

[Justin]

Just now, mmc said:

Pujols is batting with the Dodgers down 2-5 at the top of the 9th with a runner on first and second and 2 outs

At least he can't GIDP. 

[mmc]

And he strikes out again

[Slegnaac]

[thebloob]

Ongoing validation.  There should be some sort of Pujols dfa pool.  Pick the date, whoever is closest gets the pot. 

[Justin]

It seemed strange to watch Albert up in a big situation without hearing Gubi drone on about Albert's career numbers and "a chance to do some real damage here."

But then he struck out flailing away and everything seemed normal again. 

[Capital_Dave]

Today's Angelswin word of the day is:

scha·den·freu·de

/ˈSHädənˌfroidə/

 

noun

 

1. pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.

[ten ocho recon scout]

13 hours ago, Lou said:

¿Qué?

 

12 hours ago, Stradling said:

But guys

In a dodger thread, in back to back posts

Que the Cals bathtub 13 picture

[ten ocho recon scout]

44 minutes ago, Justin said:

It seemed strange to watch Albert up in a big situation without hearing Gubi drone on about Albert's career numbers and "a chance to do some real damage here."

But then he struck out flailing away and everything seemed normal again. 

I wonder if Rick Monday mentioned the ball he hit against the astros that still hasnt landed yet.

 

If pujols continues to pujols.... you have to wonder if the dodgers drop him... bellinger back this weekend...

 

.... would be funny if he got released twice in a month

[Justin]

4 minutes ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

.... would be funny if he got released twice in a month

I disagree. 

 

It would be fucking hilarious. 

[yk9001]

12 hours ago, Capital_Dave said:

Today's Angelswin word of the day is:

scha·den·freu·de

/ˈSHädənˌfroidə/

 

noun

 

1.  pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune. 

Incorrect usage here.

pleasure derived by someone a group of people from another person's misfortune.

Include me in the group of people.

[Dtwncbad]

hae-den-dadoy-as

Verb

1. Permanently actively disliking all things associated with a cross town franchise.

”Seems lame to me but let’s be honest, I am haedendadoyas.”

[failos]

1 hour ago, Dtwncbad said:

hae-den-dadoy-as

Verb

1. Permanently actively disliking all things associated with a cross town franchise.

”Seems lame to me but let’s be honest, I am haedendadoyas.”

What the fuck are you saying?

[Lhalo]

Just now, failos said:

What the fuck are you saying?

He's saying "hating the Dodgers."

[failos]

1 minute ago, Lhalo said:

He's saying "hating the Dodgers."

Thanks, L. Damn that was the dumbest shit Ive ever read on AW.

[Taylor]

7 minutes ago, failos said:

Thanks, L. Damn that was the dumbest shit Ive ever read on AW.

That was far from the dumbest thing posted on AW.

Remember when that one dude claimed he was a college professor and said that Scioscia was disrespecting the entire country of Japan?