Albert Pujols released...

[Tank]

17 hours ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Wasnt it the opposite? Wasnt there an article where he said he might want to play next year, too?

that's not the one i saw but i'm sure it's out there somewhere.

[Tank]

17 hours ago, eligrba said:

Nice effort in citing your source.

well, you didn't let me finish.

"According to an unimpeachable source I saw on twitter from someone I don't know or respect . . ."

now go untwist your shorts and have yourself a lovely day.

[Docwaukee]

Albert Pujols released?

Or 

Albert Pujols gets released?

I think it's an important distinction that only @tdawg87 can answer.  

[ten ocho recon scout]

Rereading the last few pages.... nice job @Dochalo on the "phew!" comment, about the 77 year old getting killed, and thinking that was pujols.

 

[T.G.]

4 minutes ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Rereading the last few pages.... nice job @Dochalo on the "phew!" comment, about the 77 year old getting killed, and thinking that was pujols.

 

C'mon. Pujols is at least 80

[Docwaukee]

30 minutes ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Rereading the last few pages.... nice job @Dochalo on the "phew!" comment, about the 77 year old getting killed, and thinking that was pujols.

 

I was hoping for a little partial credit in helping tee up TORS for his epic posting binge.  

[eligrba]

Still enjoy seeing this thread title when I go to the AW website. Brings a smile to my day.

[Blarg]

2 hours ago, Dochalo said:

I was hoping for a little partial credit in helping tee up TORS for his epic posting binge.  

Nobody remembers the bunt to put a runner in scoring position when the next batter hits a 460 foot home run. 

[Dtwncbad]

I can only imagine the stress Albert is going through right now in trying to decide which team he will bat cleanup for every day now.

 

[Inside Pitch]

Free at last, free at last....  Thank God almighty, he's free at last.

 

AP emancipation day...   

[T.G.]

Letting the bidding begin...

[T.G.]

[St1ck]

5 minutes ago, Inside Pitch said:

Free at last, free at last....  Thank God almighty, he's free at last.

 

AP emancipation day...   

That guy kind of looks like @Glen

[Inside Pitch]

1 minute ago, st1ckboy said:

That guy kind of looks like @Glen

Holy shit....  

[jsnpritchett]

3 minutes ago, True Grich said:

Letting the bidding begin...

[tdawg87]

8 minutes ago, st1ckboy said:

That guy kind of looks like @Glen

[Dtwncbad]

[Taylor]

30 minutes ago, Inside Pitch said:

Free at last, free at last....  Thank God almighty, he's free at last.

 

AP emancipation day...   

I wonder if he was expecting someone to claim him.

[Taylor]

25 minutes ago, st1ckboy said:

That guy kind of looks like @Glen

Pujols?

[Inside Pitch]

1 minute ago, Taylor said:

I wonder if he was expecting someone to claim him.

I'm sure his wife is writing a sternly worded letter to God now that nobody did.

Maybe Papi and Pedro can chime to tell us how shameful it is none of the 29 MLB teams were willing to take on his salary.

[Taylor]

13 minutes ago, Inside Pitch said:

I'm sure his wife is writing a sternly worded letter to God now that nobody did.

Maybe Papi and Pedro can chime to tell us how shameful it is none of the 29 MLB teams were willing to take on his salary.

Meh, I won't criticize his wife for admiring her man. 

I will criticize Papi and Pedro for being dolts.

[St1ck]

26 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Pujols?

Inside Pitch 

[T.G.]

IF a team offers him a contract.  What are the odds he passes the physical?

[Inside Pitch]

11 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Meh, I won't criticize his wife for admiring her man. 

I will criticize Papi and Pedro for being dolts.

Admiring her man, ok.  Getting uppity on God while claiming to be certain things is LOL in my opinion.

[jsnpritchett]

1 minute ago, True Grich said:

IF a team offers him a contract.  What are the odds he passes the physical?