Pick up lines - best, worst, cheesiest

[Tank]

Whaddaya got? I never really had much reason/opportunity to use them so I don’t really have any. 
 

However, I was usually entertained by “If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?”

[Lhalo]

“I bought you pizza.”

 

[Lou]

"hello"

[Tank]

8 hours ago, Lou said:

"hello"

 truly inspirational

[Tank]

8 hours ago, Lou said:

"hello"

did it work for you?

[Jason]

Meet a girl at the bar and ask her if you can push in her stool for her 

[Slegnaac]

Tickle your ass with a feather?

And you can always pivot to Particularly nasty weather, if you get a stare.

[Lou]

7 hours ago, Tank said:

did it work for you?

[JAHV76]

Three’s Company had some good cheesy ones. Jack is at the Regal Beagle and asks some girl “If I said to you have an amazing body would you hold it against me?”.

[Tank]

51 minutes ago, JAHV76 said:

Three’s Company had some good cheesy ones. Jack is at the Regal Beagle and asks some girl “If I said to you have an amazing body would you hold it against me?”.

 

17 hours ago, Tank said:

However, I was usually entertained by “If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?”

ahem...

[Lou]

That's in contention for Worst Craig Ever. 

[JAHV76]

2 hours ago, Tank said:

 

ahem...

Doh. Craig accepted. Ok how about this one “Are you Angel, it looks like you have fallen from Heaven?”

[St1ck]

2 hours ago, Lou said:

That's in contention for Worst Craig Ever. 

Agreed. Why is Tank stealing pick up lines from Jack Tripper? I bet that was a Larry quote anyway. 

[Tank]

53 minutes ago, JAHV76 said:

Doh. Craig accepted. Ok how about this one “Are you Angel, it looks like you have fallen from Heaven?”

[Tank]

1 minute ago, st1ckboy said:

Agreed. Why is Tank stealing pick up lines from Jack Tripper? I bet that was a Larry quote anyway. 

I always felt like Ralph Furley’s game was underrated.

[JAHV76]

17 minutes ago, st1ckboy said:

Agreed. Why is Tank stealing pick up lines from Jack Tripper? I bet that was a Larry quote anyway. 

Larry would have a restraining order if he used his material in today’s climate.

[notherhalo]

its not a line, but me and my buddy years ago had some scheme were we would shove each other into chicks and pretend it was accidental, and than try to start a conversation

He pushed me way too hard and I knocked over like 5 peoples drinks across the bar and fell down

I pushed him into a chick and they met, eventually got married

[Tank]

13 hours ago, notherhalo said:

its not a line, but me and my buddy years ago had some scheme were we would shove each other into chicks and pretend it was accidental, and than try to start a conversation

He pushed me way too hard and I knocked over like 5 peoples drinks across the bar and fell down

I pushed him into a chick and they met, eventually got married

edge: lowell

your buddy owes you a big one.

[Lou]

2 hours ago, Tank said:

edge: lowell

your buddy owes you a big one.

Dude, he's married. 

 

Oh, and perv. 

[Tank]

4 hours ago, Lou said:

Dude, he's married. 

 

Oh, and perv. 

A big one, not THE big one.

[PattyD22]

“Hi, are you into fitness?”

”Try fitten this in your mouth.”

Duck and prepare for immediate slap.

[WicketMaiden]

"That dress looks lovely on you..." (wait for reaction) "...it would look even better on my bedroom floor". 

It works as an ice-breaker, but has to be delivered with a cheeky smile and not in a sleazy way. 

 

[T.G.]

Not a pick up line, but a dude I know used to tell women who just wanted to be friends... “ I eff my friends.”

[PattyD22]

“Hi, nice to meet you.  I’m Peter.  Peter Goesinyou”

[notherhalo]

"Im not that tall, Im just sitting on my wallet"