It's time.

[tdawg87]

I'm not coming here with a bunch of projections based on ZIPS or PECOTA or ZIPPITYDOPPITYBOOP. We have enough of those. 

I just want to say that for once, it's time we get something positive. I'm so done with losing. I hate being done watching baseball in early September. It's old. It's tired. And this time, it's going to change. 

I'm sick of seeing the "Trout not in the playoffs" shit that plagues social media every year. Fuck those people. Hard. I'm sick of losing interest in the team I love, year after year. 

This is it. Fuck the projections, fuck the doubters, fuck the Red Sox just because. 

We're winning. 

This isn't some feeling or revelation. It's based on absolutely fuck all. I don't care. We've been drifting through the motions for 6 straight years, but this year we're swimming to shore. Fuck. Losing.

[Chris]

Just Win Baby.

[Angel Dog and Beer]

Haven't been this excited for a season in a while. We have some fun players to watch, and if all goes well, I fully expect this team in the playoffs. We better goddammit. 

[fan_since79]

...and no more arms and elbows coming apart on the mound. Just stop it!!! So sick of the constant injuries.

[Mark PT]

8 minutes ago, fan_since79 said:

...and no more arms and elbows coming apart on the mound. Just stop it!!! So sick of the constant injuries.

...and no more pitching prospect deaths!

[Mark PT]

18 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

I'm not coming here with a bunch of projections based on ZIPS or PECOTA or ZIPPITYDOPPITYBOOP. We have enough of those. 

I just want to say that for once, it's time we get something positive. I'm so done with losing. I hate being done watching baseball in early September. It's old. It's tired. And this time, it's going to change. 

I'm sick of seeing the "Trout not in the playoffs" shit that plagues social media every year. Fuck those people. Hard. I'm sick of losing interest in the team I love, year after year. 

This is it. Fuck the projections, fuck the doubters, fuck the Red Sox just because. 

We're winning. 

This isn't some feeling or revelation. It's based on absolutely fuck all. I don't care. We've been drifting through the motions for 6 straight years, but this year we're swimming to shore. Fuck. Losing.

You had me at F the Red Sox

[Jason]

20 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

I'm not coming here with a bunch of projections based on ZIPS or PECOTA or ZIPPITYDOPPITYBOOP. We have enough of those. 

I just want to say that for once, it's time we get something positive. I'm so done with losing. I hate being done watching baseball in early September. It's old. It's tired. And this time, it's going to change. 

I'm sick of seeing the "Trout not in the playoffs" shit that plagues social media every year. Fuck those people. Hard. I'm sick of losing interest in the team I love, year after year. 

This is it. Fuck the projections, fuck the doubters, fuck the Red Sox just because. 

We're winning. 

This isn't some feeling or revelation. It's based on absolutely fuck all. I don't care. We've been drifting through the motions for 6 straight years, but this year we're swimming to shore. Fuck. Losing.

I second this post 

[Second Base]

No dick joke? That's weird.

[failos]

Fuck yeah 

[Lhalo]

[Taylor]

Hopefully this thread gets bumped throughout the season for good reasons and not for sacrastic reasons.

[Lou]

Just now, TaylorBot said:

Hopefully this thread gets bumped throughout the season for good reasons and not for sacrastic reasons.

I don't understand

[UndertheHalo]

Hmmm.  This could go badly. 

[tdawg87]

2 minutes ago, UndertheHalo said:

Hmmm.  This could go badly. 

[ELEVEN]

1 hour ago, tdawg87 said:

I'm not coming here with a bunch of projections based on ZIPS or PECOTA or ZIPPITYDOPPITYBOOP. We have enough of those. 

I just want to say that for once, it's time we get something positive. I'm so done with losing. I hate being done watching baseball in early September. It's old. It's tired. And this time, it's going to change. 

I'm sick of seeing the "Trout not in the playoffs" shit that plagues social media every year. Fuck those people. Hard. I'm sick of losing interest in the team I love, year after year. 

This is it. Fuck the projections, fuck the doubters, fuck the Red Sox just because. 

We're winning. 

This isn't some feeling or revelation. It's based on absolutely fuck all. I don't care. We've been drifting through the motions for 6 straight years, but this year we're swimming to shore. Fuck. Losing.

What is your equivalent of Zippitydoppityboops in Skibbittypapps?

 

Also, F the Red Sox 

[Pancake Bear]

That gif will remain one of the coolest games of the Pujols and Trout era. Dunking on Rodney will never get old.