Pujols' "Personal Services Contract"

[True Grich 12,378]

2 hours ago, Blarg said:

I think you guys obsess a lot about nothing. 

[Turd Ferguson 734]

With our luck, we would release him and he would probably go on to provide hall of fame personal services to Stl.

[Taylor 17,227]

19 hours ago, failos said:

BSOHL 2050

 

Why'd you include a current picture?

[happybat4 347]

9 hours ago, eligrba said:

I feel the same way......he has become the ex-wife you never want to see again.

Do you know why divorces are so expensive?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because they are worth it.

He is more like the attractive lady you leave your wife for that ends up being all make up and a horrible person resulting in ruined finances from the divorce, alimony, and child support. To top it all off you have a shittier new wife that costs more money than the old one and you are stuck with her forever, and every time you wake up next to her you realize you fucked your whole life up for shit.

[Dochalo 25,633]

4 hours ago, Blarg said:

I think you guys obsess a lot about nothing. 

you have over 42,000 posts on a message board.  

[Lou 43,804]

8 minutes ago, happybat4 said:

He is more like the attractive lady you leave your wife for that ends up being all make up and a horrible person resulting in ruined finances from the divorce, alimony, and child support. To top it all off you have a shittier new wife that costs more money than the old one and you are stuck with her forever, and every time you wake up next to her you realize you fucked your whole life up for shit.

Do you need someone to talk to?

[the14thjoey 66]

22 hours ago, Lou said:

If you do, I'll throw in the other $3M.

I'll throw in $22.75 to get him to stay.

[happybat4 347]

1 hour ago, Lou said:

Do you need someone to talk to?

No, but thanks for asking. 

[True Grich 12,378]

3 hours ago, Lou said:

Do you need someone to talk to?

Benevolent Lou is back...

[Blarg 30,642]

6 hours ago, Dochalo said:

you have over 42,000 posts on a message board.  

It's a wide variety of nothing. 

[AngelsFanForever 15]

What would you do if you ran into him at Angels stadium or ST?

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[Lou 43,804]

54 minutes ago, AngelsFanForever said:

What would you do if you ran into him at Angels stadium or ST?

I would say,"Excuse me" and then go look for someone selling beer. 

[Taylor 17,227]

On 2/18/2021 at 9:39 PM, T.G. said:

Benevolent Lou is back...

Benevolount

[Slegnaac 2,136]

On 2/17/2021 at 11:55 PM, arch stanton said:

Posing for a HoF plaque?

My thought as well.  He won't  be able to put the STL hat on at the ceremony.

[Dochalo 25,633]

On 2/19/2021 at 3:20 AM, AngelsFanForever said:

What would you do if you ran into him at Angels stadium or ST?

probably fall down.  He's a big dude.  

[Dochalo 25,633]

On 2/18/2021 at 6:05 PM, happybat4 said:

He is more like the attractive lady you leave your wife for that ends up being all make up and a horrible person resulting in ruined finances from the divorce, alimony, and child support. To top it all off you have a shittier new wife that costs more money than the old one and you are stuck with her forever, and every time you wake up next to her you realize you fucked your whole life up for shit.