Pujols' "Personal Services Contract"

[T.G.]

2 hours ago, Blarg said:

I think you guys obsess a lot about nothing. 

[Turd Ferguson]

With our luck, we would release him and he would probably go on to provide hall of fame personal services to Stl.

[Taylor]

19 hours ago, failos said:

BSOHL 2050

 

Why'd you include a current picture?

[happybat4]

9 hours ago, eligrba said:

I feel the same way......he has become the ex-wife you never want to see again.

Do you know why divorces are so expensive?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because they are worth it.

He is more like the attractive lady you leave your wife for that ends up being all make up and a horrible person resulting in ruined finances from the divorce, alimony, and child support. To top it all off you have a shittier new wife that costs more money than the old one and you are stuck with her forever, and every time you wake up next to her you realize you fucked your whole life up for shit.

[Docwaukee]

4 hours ago, Blarg said:

I think you guys obsess a lot about nothing. 

you have over 42,000 posts on a message board.  

[Lou]

8 minutes ago, happybat4 said:

He is more like the attractive lady you leave your wife for that ends up being all make up and a horrible person resulting in ruined finances from the divorce, alimony, and child support. To top it all off you have a shittier new wife that costs more money than the old one and you are stuck with her forever, and every time you wake up next to her you realize you fucked your whole life up for shit.

Do you need someone to talk to?

[the14thjoey]

22 hours ago, Lou said:

If you do, I'll throw in the other $3M.

I'll throw in $22.75 to get him to stay.

[happybat4]

1 hour ago, Lou said:

Do you need someone to talk to?

No, but thanks for asking. 

[T.G.]

3 hours ago, Lou said:

Do you need someone to talk to?

Benevolent Lou is back...

[Blarg]

6 hours ago, Dochalo said:

you have over 42,000 posts on a message board.  

It's a wide variety of nothing. 

[AngelsFanForever]

What would you do if you ran into him at Angels stadium or ST?

Edited February 19, 2021 by AngelsFanForever
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[Lou]

54 minutes ago, AngelsFanForever said:

What would you do if you ran into him at Angels stadium or ST?

I would say,"Excuse me" and then go look for someone selling beer. 

[Taylor]

On 2/18/2021 at 9:39 PM, T.G. said:

Benevolent Lou is back...

Benevolount

[Slegnaac]

On 2/17/2021 at 11:55 PM, arch stanton said:

Posing for a HoF plaque?

My thought as well.  He won't  be able to put the STL hat on at the ceremony.

[Docwaukee]

On 2/19/2021 at 3:20 AM, AngelsFanForever said:

What would you do if you ran into him at Angels stadium or ST?

probably fall down.  He's a big dude.  

[Docwaukee]

On 2/18/2021 at 6:05 PM, happybat4 said:

He is more like the attractive lady you leave your wife for that ends up being all make up and a horrible person resulting in ruined finances from the divorce, alimony, and child support. To top it all off you have a shittier new wife that costs more money than the old one and you are stuck with her forever, and every time you wake up next to her you realize you fucked your whole life up for shit.