Hanford Guy's Hijacked Memes Thread

[Blarg]

The cat, "Oh good, you're here. The owners are upstairs in bed, asleep."

[Catwhoshatinthehat]

[Taylor]

On 11/14/2020 at 10:27 PM, Blarg said:

The cat, "Oh good, you're here. The owners are upstairs in bed, asleep."

And then, "This is what they get for moving me to Florida."

[Brandon]

[JAHV76]

[Tank]

[Tank]

[Taylor]

On 11/16/2020 at 4:30 PM, JAHV76 said:

I didn't know Lou had kids.

[Lou]

1 hour ago, Taylor said:

I didn't know Lou had kids.

Is that a taco holder?

Definitely white. 

[gotbeer]

[Tank]

2 hours ago, gotbeer said:

you carnivores will eat anything.

[arch stanton]

8 hours ago, Tank said:

you carnivores will eat anything.

Nose to tail. Nothing wasted. I bet you don't eat your broccoli stalks

[gotbeer]

 

[Blarg]

That was a looney tunes quality anvil drop. 

[Tank]

1 hour ago, arch stanton said:

Nose to tail. Nothing wasted. I bet you don't eat your broccoli stalks

I eat a reasonable amount of it. Sadly, we don’t have nearly as clever a saying about it. Roots to leaves - Would that work? 

[arch stanton]

11 minutes ago, Tank said:

I eat a reasonable amount of it. Sadly, we don’t have nearly as clever a saying about it. Roots to leaves - Would that work? 

Sounds ok. BTW since I referred to them as "lips and assholes" my daughter will no longer eat hot dogs

[Tank]

I love all beef hot dogs. Great to eat at a game. It’s my one vice. Vegetarian hot dogs have greatly improved in the last five years, but we’re still far behind you.

[Tank]

 

[T.G.]

37 minutes ago, Tank said:

I love all beef hot dogs. Great to eat at a game. It’s my one vice. Vegetarian hot dogs have greatly improved in the last five years, but we’re still far behind you.

I don’t even know who you are any more.

[Taylor]

Tank is an imposter!

[Blarg]

He is omnivore curious. 

[gotbeer]

1 hour ago, calscuf said:

This is true. I was with him once when he was eating a hot dog.  I almost shit myself.  I’ve kept that secret for years.  A weight has now been lifted from my shoulders.

I also have witness a different event in which a hot dog was consumed.  It was kind of like that day when I learned Santa wasn't real a few years ago.

[Taylor]

34 minutes ago, gotbeer said:

I also have witness a different event in which a hot dog was consumed.

What happens between you and Brandon stays between you and Brandon.

[Tank]

5 hours ago, calscuf said:

This is true. I was with him once when he was eating a hot dog.  I almost shit myself.  I’ve kept that secret for years.  A weight has now been lifted from my shoulders.

Comiskey Park! That was a very good dog.

[Redondo]

Hope this doesn't offend anyone.