Hanford Guy's Hijacked Memes Thread

[gotbeer]

@Brandon I would have said like Anna Kournakova or Maria Sharapova or the like.  Because I got no shot.

[Brandon]

1 hour ago, gotbeer said:

@Brandon I would have said like Anna Kournakova or Maria Sharapova or the like.  Because I got no shot.

If I can I always go to un-pc or offensive route. Especially in that big ass group. It's something like a bartender/drinking community my bartender friend told me to check out. It's almost all New Yorkers, so I can trigger them pretty easily.

But the silver lining is you could beat Anna Kournakova in tennis.

[gotbeer]

11 minutes ago, Brandon said:

If I can I always go to un-pc or offensive route. Especially in that big ass group. It's something like a bartender/drinking community my bartender friend told me to check out. It's almost all New Yorkers, so I can trigger them pretty easily.

But the silver lining is you could beat Anna Kournakova in tennis.

It's always fun to poke the bear.  Of course if it wasn't a chick, I'd put "OJ Simpson.  I hear he's fun to golf with"  That would probably trigger them.  

[Brandon]

18 minutes ago, gotbeer said:

It's always fun to poke the bear.  Of course if it wasn't a chick, I'd put "OJ Simpson.  I hear he's fun to golf with"  That would probably trigger them.  

This is actually a better answer than the one I did.

I really need to think some of these through, but off the cuff answers tend to land every now and then. Us comedian types love that shit where something random is said and it sticks. That said, OJ is good. I'll see if I can find the post on FB because a lot of northern New Yorkers and Bills fans.

[Tank]

1 hour ago, gotbeer said:

It's always fun to poke the bear.  Of course if it wasn't a chick, I'd put "OJ Simpson.  I hear he's fun to golf with"  That would probably trigger them.  

if you were playing and the starter said he wanted to add another player to your group, and it turned out to be OJ, would you play with him?

[gotbeer]

17 minutes ago, Tank said:

if you were playing and the starter said he wanted to add another player to your group, and it turned out to be OJ, would you play with him?

Oh hell yeah I would.  

[Tank]

24 minutes ago, gotbeer said:

Oh hell yeah I would.  

i think i would too.

[Lou]

3 hours ago, gotbeer said:

It's always fun to poke the bear.  Of course if it wasn't a chick, I'd put "OJ Simpson.  I hear he's fun to golf with"  That would probably trigger them.  

Insert "slice" jokes here. 

[Brandon]

Side note, I don't do Twitter but see friends post shit up. The OJ Twitter account is hilarious. He'll do Q&A's and it's all people asking how he got away with it or how he did it.

[Brandon]

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[Tank]

this may be the whitest thing ever. @Lou?

[gotbeer]

Looks like what I have at camp when things get desperate.

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[Lou]

3 hours ago, Tank said:

this may be the whitest thing ever. @Lou?

 

2 hours ago, gotbeer said:

Looks like what I have at camp when things get desperate.

 

Yellowest thing ever?

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[Tank]

Happy Memorial Day. These are two of my favorite pictures, reflecting on the great price that so many have paid.

 

Edited May 25, 2020 by Tank

[Tank]

It's not always popular these days to love your country, but I do, and I'm grateful for those who gave so much for me.

[Blarg]

Dad celebrating his son's first home run.

[Blarg]

Who would have thought Gordon Ramsey's son would be just like his dad.

[Blarg]

Cure for the Covid-19 blues. My wife made Hamantaschen cookies today. 

 

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