Hanford Guy's Hijacked Memes Thread

[Vegas Halo Fan]

29 minutes ago, Tank said:

sure, send me your ideas.

your ingredients for Christmas brunch are French toast, hard boiled eggs & potatoes, vegetarian sausage, and aunt Jemima maple syrup.

I'm sure that I can come up with something. I have most of it figured out. French toast shaped the right way can be the body of the scorpion, put the boiled eggs underneath it to give it some volume, the vegetarian sausage the tail, still working on the legs.

[gotbeer]

2 hours ago, Vegas Halo Fan said:

Nothing says "Happy Holidays" like something that resembles a giant scorpion in the middle of the dinner table.

BTW, Tank, if I give it a little thought, I'm sure that I could help you come up with a vegetarian version of this. You will be the star of Christmas dinner.

Giant Scorpion?

It's a baby xenomorph.  

[Vegas Halo Fan]

19 hours ago, Tank said:

sure, send me your ideas.

your ingredients for Christmas brunch are French toast, hard boiled eggs & potatoes, vegetarian sausage, and aunt Jemima maple syrup.

OK, here you go:

French toast

mashed potatoes

vegetarian crab legs (see below)

Aunt Jemima maple syrup

Boil potatoes until soft. Mash until smooth consistency. Place in center of pan and mold to make body of scorpion.

Drape French toast over potatoes. Cut off any excess.

Attach vegetarian sausage to back of scorpion to form tail. Curve for effect.

Attach eight vegetarian crab legs (six for legs, two for claws). Split legs mounted in front with paring knife to create claws.

Glaze body of scorpion with Aunt Jemima maple syrup

Bake in pre-heated oven at 325 degrees for 30 minutes.

Present to table on covered dish. Gradually remove cover and enjoy.

Added ingredient: vegetarian crab legs

You might have to use toothpicks to keep the legs from separating at the crease.

[Tank]

[Lou]

2 hours ago, Vegas Halo Fan said:

Aunt Jemima maple syrup

racist

[Vegas Halo Fan]

3 hours ago, Lou said:

racist

Only if it is served with Uncle Ben's rice.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

[cysomeawfulpitcher]

 

“That happened and we let it happen.” - Peter Griffin

[T.G.]

The replies were hilarious!!!!

 

 

[Lou]

does anyone else think Weaver is spending his retirement smoking the marijuana?

[T.G.]

 

[Blarg]

You can clearly see who is the liar in this relationship.

[T.G.]

 

[T.G.]

 

 

Edited November 20, 2019 by True Grich

[gotbeer]

[Tank]

49 minutes ago, gotbeer said:

that had to be unbeliveably painful. 

is it possible to get a double concussion?

[Vegas Halo Fan]

A rare opportunity to meet someone who doesn't make a lot of public appearances.

"Pleased to meet you, won't you guess my name..."

[Vegas Halo Fan]

[cysomeawfulpitcher]

On 11/23/2019 at 10:28 AM, Vegas Halo Fan said:

A rare opportunity to meet someone who doesn't make a lot of public appearances.

"Pleased to meet you, won't you guess my name..."

[T.G.]

 

[Tank]

[Tank]

[Vegas Halo Fan]

[Vegas Halo Fan]

A variation on the previous Thanksgiving/Christmas dinner.

[gotbeer]

12 hours ago, Tank said:

First Aid should have been only after years of slowly building up a tolerance to it.