More fun with African scammers

[Vegas Halo Fan]

This arrived in my email on Thursday.

HSBC BANK PLC LONDON.(REGISTERED NO.1026167).
ADDRESS: 8 CANADA SQUARE, CANARY WHARF, LONDON E14 5HQ, UK.

Attn: Beneficiary,

$21.5 million coming to me, and they don't know my name.

We write to inform you that Series of meetings have been held with the Secretary General of United Nations,U.S Department of State, the meeting ended this week.

I told the UN to stay out of my business.

During the meeting we discovered that you have not receive your long overdue part payment of US$21.5M due to past corrupt Government Officials who almost held the funds to themselves for their selfish reason and some individuals who have taken advantage in an attempt to defraud you, which has led to unnecessary delay in releasing the funds to you.

F'n Trump. Give me my money, dammit.

The United Nations/ U.S. Department of State have successfully passed a payment mandate to our bank, to clear all over due Contract funds, Lottery winnings, Inheritance/Investment funds owed to you and other individuals/organizations who have been found not to have receive their long overdue payment.

A woman by name (MRS: CINDY MAY A CITIZEN OF USA) submit an application to our bank stating that you gave her the power of attorney to be the beneficiary of your Outstanding fund. She made us to believe that you are dead and that she is your next of kin. We decided to send you email through this address hoping to find out if you are dead or alive and also to find out if you at any time gave her the power of attorney to represent you, we decided to contact you before we can take any action because of the sensitivity nature of the transaction and the amount of money that is involved:

Who the hell is Cindy May, and why is she be the beneficiary of anything? That $21.5M is mine. BTW, I'm dead. I came back from the grave just to answer this email.

For immediate release of your $21.5M to you legally as the legal recipient if you are alive and did not authorize her at any time, you are required to reconfirm YOUR FULL NAME, CURRENT ADDRESS AND DIRECT CELL PHONE NUMBER for onward proceeding on how you are going to receive the said funds legally without any problem either now or in future. Treat as urgent.

Funny that they didn't ask for a bank account number.

Yours Sincerely,

Mr. Noel Quinn
HSBC Chief Executive Officer

I have to give the scammer a little bit of credit. I looked it up, and Noel Quinn is the CEO of HSBC Bank.

Edited January 17, 2021 by Vegas Halo Fan

[Redondo]

Looks legit to me, lol.

[Blarg]

You are screwing yourself out of some easy cash. 

[Tank]

Cindy May

 

or Cindy May not.

[Redondo]

7 hours ago, Tank said:

Cindy May

 

or Cindy May not.

Lol, the junior high kids rubbing off on you.

[T.G.]

Have you reported it to one of the mods?

[Taylor]

2 hours ago, Redondo said:

Lol, the junior high kids rubbing off on you.

[Tank]

3 hours ago, Redondo said:

Lol, the junior high kids rubbing off on you.

My dad joke game has always been strong.

[Lou]

4 hours ago, Tank said:

My dad joke game has always been strong.

Dad jokes are underrated.