Unsolicited Advice for the NEW FATHER,Taylor!

[Jason]

4 minutes ago, Blarg said:

Hahahahahahah... like you could prevent that. 

Maybe not if she really wanted to. She tells us that a couple of her friends have Instagram but all they do is take stupid selfies. We do random phone checks and her computer has all kinds of firewalls set by her school. She isn't smart enough to hack it either. I know there is a time when she will want an account. 

[failos]

[Taylor]

Somehow I missed this thread until now.

 

Probably doesn't bode well for my prospects as a father. Oh well.

[T.G.]

47 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Somehow I missed this thread until now.

 

Probably doesn't bode well for my prospects as a father. Oh well.

I should have put this in the political forum for you.

[Junkballer]

[Blarg]

On 1/8/2021 at 11:55 AM, Taylor said:

Somehow I missed this thread until now.

 

Probably doesn't bode well for my prospects as a father. Oh well.

Absentee father from day one.

[T.G.]

The big day is getting close.

Shall we guess date, weight, name and whether or not @Taylor passes out?

[Taylor]

5 minutes ago, True Grich said:

The big day is getting close.

Shall we guess date, weight, name and whether or not @Taylor passes out?

You still haven't chosen the gender.

[T.G.]

Just now, Taylor said:

You still haven't chosen the gender.

We figured you’d let the kid decide.

[Blarg]

Better than burning down the neighborhood with a reveal party. 

 

 

[T.G.]

10 minutes ago, Taylor said:

You still haven't chosen the gender.

Wait… you’re letting AW decide?

Awesome!

[Tank]

35 minutes ago, Taylor said:

You still haven't chosen the gender.

I vote for dolphin.

[gotbeer]

7 hours ago, True Grich said:

The big day is getting close.

Shall we guess date, weight, name and whether or not @Taylor passes out?

You forgot race.  

 

[tdawg87]

7 hours ago, Taylor said:

You still haven't chosen the gender.

Attack helicopter.

[Tank]

22 hours ago, Taylor said:

You still haven't chosen the gender.

well good news! just when you thought there wasn't anymore crazy in this country, the AMA would like to have a word with you.

https://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/news/20210616/remove-sex-from-public-birth-certificates-ama-says#:~:text=June 16%2C 2021 -- Sex,Association (AMA) said Monday.

[T.G.]

We're going to need GDT when the big day arrives.

[Kotchman]

If it’s a boy feel free to name him kc

[Slegnaac]

On 7/31/2021 at 5:32 AM, tdawg87 said:

Attack helicopter.

So Apache?

[Taylor]

UPDATE: As of this evening, I am a dad.

And no, I didn't pass out.

[failos]

33 minutes ago, Taylor said:

UPDATE: As of this evening, I am a dad.

And no, I didn't pass out.

CONGRATS BUDDY!!!!!!

What did you name your kid?

[Lou]

Congratulations, amigo!

Hope mother and baby are doing well. 

[Redondo]

Congratulations Taylor!

[St1ck]

6 hours ago, Taylor said:

UPDATE: As of this evening, I am a dad.

And no, I didn't pass out.

Congratulations man! Hopefully the baby and mother are both doing well. 

[T.G.]

Awesome news! Congratulations to you, the mom and little Swifty.

[Blarg]

Congratulations, Taylor, it's a.... Squid.