What have you learned from movies?

[gotbeer]

The Government is efficient.

[Tank]

The computer hacker knows how to get into absolutely every computer system known, and never uses a mouse to do so.

[Taylor]

5 hours ago, Tank said:

The computer hacker knows how to get into absolutely every computer system known, and never uses a mouse to do so.

And the more furiously he types, the deeper he can hack.

[gotbeer]

People will just open a door, even doors with peepholes, without checking who it is.

[Blarg]

Nobody needs to take a shit or piss, even after being held in captivity for days or on a non stop chase. The only time anyone goes to the bathroom is to confront someone else. 

[gotbeer]

When someone is getting attacked, no matter how much punches, kicks, attempted drownings they face.  They will always feel around, and find that one object nearby that can be used to knock out their attacker in one blow.  

[gotbeer]

When on a ventilator.  It's easy to pull out the tube and start talking right away.

[PattyD22]

If you’re a cop, and your original cop car or ride just got destroyed in a crash, just run up to the next car (which is probably a high speed, European sports car), flash your wallet badge, tell them it’s OK, you’re a cop and get out of their car so the cop can use it and destroy it later chasing the bad guy.

[PattyD22]

I know what a Royale with Cheese is and that Jules thinks it’s a tasty burger.

[Slegnaac]

When riding in an elevator never stand in front of the doors as you will inevitable be the target of gunmen or alien creatures when the doors open.

[Lou]

3 hours ago, Blarg said:

Nobody needs to take a shit or piss, even after being held in captivity for days or on a non stop chase. The only time anyone goes to the bathroom is to confront someone else. 

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On 10/20/2020 at 9:59 AM, Lou said:

Nobody takes a shit.

 

[Redondo]

When the cops knock on a door they answer right away like they are standing next to the door.

[Taylor]

An elevator ride will always last long enough for you to complete your conversation.

[Taylor]

3 hours ago, Redondo said:

When the cops knock on a door they answer right away like they are standing next to the door.

I've noticed that too. Any time a person knocks on a door, someone answers the door within 5 seconds.

[Jason]

On 10/20/2020 at 9:59 AM, Lou said:

Nobody takes a shit.

Wrong 

[Jason]

4 hours ago, Taylor said:

I've noticed that too. Any time a person knocks on a door, someone answers the door within 5 seconds.

Or they kick down the door before checking if it is unlocked 

[Tank]

20 minutes ago, Jason said:

Or they kick down the door before checking if it is unlocked 

or when they kick down a door, it never breaks and the frame never splinters. it just magically swings wide open, good as new.

[T.G.]

Or they kick in the door and find Craig standing there!

[Tank]

3 hours ago, T.G. said:

Or they kick in the door and find Craig standing there!

that's a scary thought.

[gotbeer]

10 minutes ago, Tank said:

that's a scary thought.

Especially if he's eating a hot dog.

[Jason]

19 hours ago, T.G. said:

Or they kick in the door and find Craig standing there!

I've been guilty of the Craig on numerous occasions as of late. It's a shitty feeling 

[St1ck]

19 hours ago, T.G. said:

Or they kick in the door and find Craig standing there!

I've been guilty of the Craig on numerous occasions as of late. It's a shitty feeling 

[Taylor]

9 hours ago, st1ckboy said:

I've been guilty of the Craig on numerous occasions as of late. It's a shitty feeling 

Especially if he's eating a hot dog.

[Jason]

10 hours ago, st1ckboy said:

I've been guilty of the Craig on numerous occasions as of late. It's a shitty feeling 

Lol! Nice 

[Angelsjunky]

I've learned that Susan Sarandon has great tits.