The movie quote thread

[Glen]

OK, here's how it works...I'll start off with a line from a movie.  Next post says what movie it's from and then posts a new quote, and so on and so on.  Here we go:

 

"God is an absentee landlord!"

[St1ck]

Devil's Advocate

 

 

"Screw you, creepo!" 

[mrwicked]

^ devil's advocate.

love that movie.

 

is there more to it?

just this room.

and a bedroom?

no bedroom?

where does he sleep?

who says he sleeps?

where does he f*ck?

EVERYWHERE!

 

my turn:  "of course you forget peter.. i was present at an undersea, unexplained mass sponge migration."

[St1ck]

Tin probably thought this would be a 3 pager by now. 

[nate]

Devil's Advocate

 

 

"Screw you, creepo!" 

 

Rocky

 

"Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?"

[HaloCory22]

Rocky

 

"Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?"

Animal House

 

 

"Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?"

 

"A.. picture of my face?"

 

"No, the definition of the world idiot, which you ****ing are!" 

[Ray McKigney]

Animal House

 

 

"Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?"

 

"A.. picture of my face?"

 

"No, the definition of the world idiot, which you ****ing are!" 

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

 

 

 

 

"Take these three items... some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone."

[Punk]

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

 

 

 

 

"Take these three items... some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone."

 

Gran Torino

 

 

 

"I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."

[mrwicked]

Gran Torino

 

 

 

"I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."

 

sister act 2.

revenge of the terminator.

 

"what what is it hot?"

"its cold! damn cold."

[stevestevens]

Back to the future

"these look like big, good, strong hands "

[St1ck]

Back to the future

"these look like big, good, strong hands "

 

 

Never Ending Story

 

 

"Who's been putting their Kools on my floor?"

[nate]

Trading Places

 

"Yeah. And now you're gonna die, wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?"

[Ray McKigney]

Falling Down

 

 

"I don't give a damn what men find attractive. It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same."

[nate]

Pulp Fiction.  Love that line

 

"Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress."

[Glen]

Pulp Fiction.  Love that line

 

"Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress."

 

 

Full Metal Jacket.  I might actually quote that movie in my sleep.

 

"But he's not a snitch!"

[HaloMilliVanilli]

 

 

"But he's not a snitch!"

I initially was thinking The Usual Suspects, but I believe Verbal said "I'm not a snitch".  So I'll go with Scent of a Woman.

 

 

"Oh wait, was she a great, big ol' fat person?"

[St1ck]

I initially was thinking The Usual Suspects, but I believe Verbal said "I'm not a snitch".  So I'll go with Scent of a Woman.

 

 

"Oh wait, was she a great, big ol' fat person?"

 

 

 

Silence Of The Lambs

 

 

"This town needs an enema." 

[Kevin]

Batman

You watch who you call a n*gger. Any n*ggers around here it's you. Smart mouth stupid ass swamp running n*gger. You ain't careful, that's all you ever gonna be.

[mrwicked]

I initially was thinking The Usual Suspects, but I believe Verbal said "I'm not a snitch".  So I'll go with Scent of a Woman.

 

 

"Oh wait, was she a great, big ol' fat person?"

 

best quote from that movie.

fun to do at the gym naked in front of a mirror:

 

"would you f*ck me? i'd f*ck me. i'd f*ck me hard... i'd f*ck me so hard."

[NJHalo]

Batman

You watch who you call a n*gger. Any n*ggers around here it's you. Smart mouth stupid ass swamp running n*gger. You ain't careful, that's all you ever gonna be.

 

Glory

 

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense"

[Ray McKigney]

Glory

 

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense"

 

Dumb and Dumber. A classic.

 

 

 

Would you like something to read?

 

Do you have anything light?

 

How about this leaflet, Famous Jewish Sports Legends?

 

 

[DowningRules]

Dumb and Dumber. A classic.

 

 

 

Would you like something to read?

 

Do you have anything light?

 

How about this leaflet, Famous Jewish Sports Legends?

 

"Airplane"

 

You can have shit in one hand and want in the other; guess which one is gonna get full faster."

[NJHalo]

"Airplane"

 

You can have shit in one hand and want in the other; guess which one is gonna get full faster."

 

That would be Grumpy Old Men. I use that line on my kids all the time.

 

""You ought not talk that way. You just a boy""

[DowningRules]

I was actually quoting "This Boy's Life" but seems like a common enough line.  I should use it more often.

[HaloMilliVanilli]

""You ought not talk that way. You just a boy""

I'm guessing Sling Blade.  Mmm Hmmm.

 

 

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