Congrats to Mike and Jessica Trout

[Lhalo]

 

[Taylor]

Born almost 48 hours ago, and we're just now finding out? Thanks for nothing, Tank!

Just kidding. Congrats to the Trouts!

[Blarg]

BATman

[Lhalo]

Just now, Blarg said:

BATman

You called it  

 

[Stradling]

Amazing in this day and age of immediate information that we found out 2 days later that the baby was born.  Well done. 

[Taylor]

Beckham Trout has already compiled 2.5 WAR in his young career (life).

[Taylor]

1 minute ago, Stradling said:

Amazing in this day and age of immediate information that we found out 2 days later that the baby was born.  Well done. 

Trout reports on the weather in South Dakota faster than he reports on the birth of his first child.

[PattyD22]

How selfish of Mike Trout to abandon us and only now let us know his child was born 48 hours ago.  Bastard!!!

This is not a jam on you, Strad.  Just perspective on the game day thread you cited.

[fan_since79]

Middle name Aaron, after his wife's brother.

 

[ScottT]

35 minutes ago, fan_since79 said:

Middle name Aaron, after his wife's brother.

 

I called that. Not on the board, though.

[Taylor]

3 minutes ago, ScottT said:

I called that. Not on the board, though.

Pics or it didn't happen

[lbjames]

If the baby was a girl, they were going to name her Rainbow.

[Taylor]

2 minutes ago, lbjames said:

If the baby was a girl, they were going to name her Rainbow.

And if the baby were gender binary, they were going to name it Golden.

[AngelsLakersFan]

Trout is shitting all over Chuck's birthday.

[Stradling]

 

[AngelsFaninGA]

1 hour ago, Taylor said:

Born almost 48 hours ago, and we're just now finding out? Thanks for nothing, Tank!

Just kidding. Congrats to the Trouts!

merlincat dropped the ball on this one

[greginpsca]

Congrats to the Trouts on the little guppy.

[Brandon]

What's the kids CERA?

[Tank]

4 hours ago, Taylor said:

Born almost 48 hours ago, and we're just now finding out? Thanks for nothing, Tank!

sorry, I gave them my word.

 and when I give my word over a Mountain Dew, I lock things up tightly in the vault.

Edited August 2, 2020 by Tank

[Tank]

not too many things greater than the birth of your first child. congrats to the trout and his ball-and-chain.

[tdawg87]

That's one fat baby.

[Lhalo]

Quite normal actually. Especially since the kid could probably throw a football over a mountain farther than uncle Rico right now. 

[mmc]

 

[Taylor]

For a sec, I thought that was David Beckham.

[tdawg87]

9 hours ago, Lhalo said:

Quite normal actually. Especially since the kid could probably throw a football over a mountain farther than uncle Rico right now. 

It was a reference to "Fat Trout".