Older lady reads kids book titled Brenda's Beaver Needs A Barber

[Brandon]

 

 

[gotbeer]

It's actually a real book.  Wow.  

https://smile.amazon.com/Brendas-Beaver-Barber-Bimisi-Tayanita/dp/1946178047/ref=sr_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=brenda's+beaver&qid=1586287327&sr=8-3

Holy Crap.  The publishers name is Reach Around Books.  Here is their season 1 books.

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• Suzy Likes to Look at Balls
• Come Swing with Us!
• Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand
• Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber
• Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!

https://smile.amazon.com/Reach-Around-Books-Season-One-Collectors/dp/1946178055/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=brenda's+beaver&qid=1586287367&sr=8-2

[Brandon]

Gnarly.

At first I thought the lady created the book. Now I need to look up the others. This shit is hilarious.

 

Sumguyen has always had a thick mane of hair, in the summer of 2016 he decided to grow a beard. Deep into month three he started to look like an armpit with eyeballs.

It was a sultry August night in Old Town Scottsdale as Bimisi and Sumguyen made their way from one bar to another. They took pause to to enjoy the rhythms of a homeless crooner who was soulfully picking his guitar. When Sumguyen threw a five into his tip jar the artist looked up, thanked him with a nod and said, “That is a beautiful beard. My friend Brenda has a beard just like that, but hers doesn’t talk.” A fair amount of beer sprayed from Bimisi’s nose...and just like that they had their subject matter for the final book of Season One.

[Brandon]

Amazing.

 

[Brandon]

Ok, I'll stop now.

 

[Lou]

And here I've been wasting my time reading Tom Clancy. 

[Taylor]

Awesome. Reminds me of this:

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=105

[Angel Oracle]

[Brandon]

5 hours ago, Angel Oracle said:

Hilarious. I couldn't see this on my phone too well earlier, but can see it on my laptop and remember being a kid but getting the reference.