AW Member Most Likely To Die From Covid-19

[angelinkc]

1 hour ago, Blarg said:

This pole is seriously missing representation from Kansas City.

Appreciate the support. We did have our first confirmed case. The more I research this thing I believe I defeated it about 3 weeks ago. I had a bad case of the shits. So bad, i was about 2 seconds late to the shitter. My wife enjoyed washing those wranglers Whole day with dry cough and sick for about two weeks. The cure is one bottle of  nyquil, 3 bottles of pepto, and a carton of marlboros. 

[Angelsjunky]

2 minutes ago, angelinkc said:

Appreciate the support. We did have our first confirmed case. The more I research this thing I believe I defeated it about 3 weeks ago. I had a bad case of the shits. So bad, i was about 2 seconds late to the shitter. My wife enjoyed washing those wranglers Whole day with dry cough and sick for about two weeks. The cure is one bottle of  nyquil, 3 bottles of pepto, and a carton of marlboros. 

Did you successfully pray away the gay?

[tdawg87]

6 minutes ago, angelinkc said:

Appreciate the support. We did have our first confirmed case. The more I research this thing I believe I defeated it about 3 weeks ago. I had a bad case of the shits. So bad, i was about 2 seconds late to the shitter. My wife enjoyed washing those wranglers Whole day with dry cough and sick for about two weeks. The cure is one bottle of  nyquil, 3 bottles of pepto, and a carton of marlboros. 

Dude the shit virus ain't fucking around. I had diarrhea for like a month.

[Adam]

I was on a plane from Oakland 2 weeks ago. Had mild cough and runny nose for 5 days after. Pretty sure I had it. I don’t eat carbs tho so all good here

[tdawg87]

Keto >>>>> Corona

[gotbeer]

Just now, tdawg87 said:

Keto >>>>> Corona

So Tank is screwed then.

[tdawg87]

1 minute ago, gotbeer said:

So Tank is screwed then.

Only if he doesn't cut out scones.

[Taylor]

How is fs79 not an option?

[the dude abides]

2 minutes ago, Taylor said:

How is fs79 not an option?

He’s been in a bunker since January.

Smart money is on only him and Keith Richards surviving this thing.

[angelinkc]

42 minutes ago, Angelsjunky said:

Did you successfully pray away the gay?

i pray for gay people all the time. Should i add you to the list?

[angelinkc]

39 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Dude the shit virus ain't fucking around. I had diarrhea for like a month.

yes, i dont get sick often and our whole family got sick. our county supposedly has a non travel related case so i believe many americans have had this thing for a month or so without being tested. guy who got it lives way out on a damn farm.

[Angels 1961]

I hope it's a troll

[Angelsjunky]

42 minutes ago, angelinkc said:

i fantasize about gay people all the time. Should i add you to the list?

Fixed.

[Adam]

2 hours ago, gotbeer said:

Wait, I'm not Chinese.  I hope I win and not get a participation trophy.

Oh stop it, you

[Tank]

4 hours ago, notherhalo said:

I voted for myself

I’ve got 500 large on you, nother. C’mon, buddy, BABY NEEDS NEW SHOES MORE TP!

[Tank]

2 hours ago, gotbeer said:

So Tank is screwed then.

Possibly. Stupid carbs.

[Blarg]

3 hours ago, gotbeer said:

Wait, I'm not Chinese.  I hope I win and not get a participation trophy.

You'll get an urn. Or, at least, your next of kin will.

[Rico]

If one of the married dudes gets murdered by their wife does that count as a COVID-19 casualty? 

[Angel Oracle]

18 hours ago, Adam said:

Somebody needs to survive And help us with our taxes

And give travel tips on trips to Florida. 

[Angel Oracle]

16 hours ago, the dude abides said:

He’s been in a bunker since January.

Smart money is on only him and Keith Richards surviving this thing.

Keith Richards could survive a Great Depression, WWI, WWII, riots, earthquakes, floods.....and Chuck Norris.

[mtangelsfan]

11 hours ago, Rico said:

If one of the married dudes gets murdered by their wife does that count as a COVID-19 casualty? 

Oh crap!

[Crampknees]

MT would be the last to get it.  Self distancing has been in effective forever there just by zip code. 

[Jay]

Montana should consider closing its borders.

Idaho also.

 

[mtangelsfan]

6 hours ago, Fireball said:

MT would be the last to get it.  Self distancing has been in effective forever there just by zip code. 

We have around 15 cases the closest is only 50 miles away

[tdawg87]

52 minutes ago, mtangelsfan said:

We have around 15 cases the closest is only 50 miles away

Scary, especially considering how isolated the state is. 

Hope you and your family are safe.