Mike Trout

[tdawg87]

I hope he is quarantined in a fucking airtight bubble developed by Elon Musk and NASA and Arte paid $800 million for it.

Pujols gets an inflatable bubble buddy.

[Justin]

1 minute ago, tdawg87 said:

I hope he is quarantined in a fucking airtight bubble developed by Elon Musk and NASA and Arte paid $800 million for it.

Pujols gets an inflatable bubble buddy.

Trout would beat down the Coronavirus so badly that they would have to start calling it the BudLightvirus.

[tdawg87]

Just now, SoPas Angel said:

Trout would beat down the Coronavirus so badly that they would have to start calling it the BudLightvirus.

Yeah but Bud Light is better than Corona.

[Justin]

2 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Yeah but Bud Light is better than Corona.

Bud Light isn't even better than the actual Coronavirus. 

[Angelsjunky]

I bet you wish you were in that bubble with him, Toby.

[tdawg87]

6 minutes ago, Angelsjunky said:

I bet you wish you were in that bubble with him, Toby.

No Jonathan, I do not. I am not giving Mike Trout the coronavirus. 

I might consider Bedrosian or Pujols though.

[T.G.]

With our luck, they'll find out Trout's blood is the cure for coronavirus and bleed him dry.

[Docwaukee]

Mike Trout is the anti coronavirus.  He breaths on people with it, and it goes away.  

[Taylor]

On 3/19/2020 at 2:50 PM, True Grich said:

With our luck, they'll find out Trout's blood is the cure for coronavirus and bleed him dry.

And anemic Mike Trout still wins the MVP in the shortened 2020 season.