COVID-19 Cancellations

[Jason]

[Jason]

All right! It’s time for the titties to shine 

[Taylor]

4 hours ago, st1ckboy said:

I got lucky, my work is considered an essential. So here I am, "working."

@Tank is a very generous boss to consider whatever it is you do for work essential.

[Lou]

5 minutes ago, Taylor said:

@Tank is a very generous boss to consider whatever it is you do for work essential.

[Tank]

1 hour ago, Taylor said:

@Tank is a very generous boss to consider whatever it is you do for work essential.

he keeps the possums away from the trash, so i'm willing to tolerate a few things i normally wouldn't.

[St1ck]

27 minutes ago, Tank said:

he keeps the possums away from the trash, so i'm willing to tolerate a few things i normally wouldn't.

By keep them away, did you mean eat them? Because it's the only fucking meat I can get at your house.

[AngelsLongBall]

14 minutes ago, st1ckboy said:

By keep them away, did you mean eat them? Because it's the only fucking meat I can get at your house.

"fucking meat" has so so many ambiguities.

[the dude abides]

29 minutes ago, st1ckboy said:

By keep them away, did you mean eat them? Because it's the only fucking meat I can get at your house.

The secret to good possum is to slow cook it at around 200-225 for about 3 hours (careful not to overcook).

Go with a sweeter wood (hickory, apple, etc), as it helps mask the inherent fecal taste of the meat.

[ten ocho recon scout]

Hang tough, @Don

[Tank]

8 hours ago, st1ckboy said:

By keep them away, did you mean eat them? Because it's the only fucking meat I can get at your house.

your “thank you” tone seems a bit insincere and well, just a bit harsh.

[Tank]

because we need to, thanks to those who are panicking.

[tdawg87]

Day 2 of quarantine: I'm getting drunk with my friends who have 5 kids and 4 dogs. I need to masturbate but I can't.

[Redondo]

1 minute ago, calscuf said:

What in that scenario is turning you on to such an extent that you need to masturbate?

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

[tdawg87]

1 minute ago, calscuf said:

What in that scenario is turning you on to such an extent that you need to masturbate?

I haven't jerked it in a week. My sack is harder than an over-filled exercise ball.

[tdawg87]

Plus I've been talking to a girl I want to blam 

[Lou]

1 minute ago, tdawg87 said:

Plus I've been talking to a girl I want to blam 

What breed is she? 

[tdawg87]

1 minute ago, Lou said:

What breed is she? 

Pomeranian.

I have pretty high standards.

[Lou]

2 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Pomeranian.

I have pretty high standards.

Into foreigners, eh?  Nice. 

[tdawg87]

Just now, Lou said:

Into foreigners, eh?  Nice. 

[Redondo]

11 hours ago, tdawg87 said:

Here comes Omar!

[Lou]

 

[Redondo]

6 minutes ago, Lou said:

 

Omar was a badass!

Everyone feared him.

The cheese stands alone. 

[Lou]

6 minutes ago, Redondo said:

Omar was a badass!

Everyone feared him.

The cheese stands alone. 

As I previously stated, Trout should use that whistle as his walk-up song. 

Trout comin'!

[Redondo]

1 hour ago, Lou said:

As I previously stated, Trout should use that whistle as his walk-up song. 

Trout comin'!

I like it!

Trout comin'!

Has a ring to it.

Edited March 19, 2020 by Redondo

[ten ocho recon scout]

2 hours ago, Lou said:

 

Tdawg is gonna whistle like that when he walks out to the garage for a few minutes after the kids go to sleep.