COVID-19 Cancellations

[Lou]

3 minutes ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Was thinking the same thing earlier. If say i get sick, and all the guys I work with get quarantined, then what?

I'm going looting!

[cez]

where's crampknees?  i'm starting to worry about a bunch of my old friends from the espn message board days. 

[ten ocho recon scout]

53 minutes ago, Lou said:

I made it home alive. I do have the shits, but that might be because of the big bowl of chili I ate earlier. 

I stocked up on canned goods, and was stoked their were still cans of dennisons chilli left. Got home and proudly unloaded my 8 cans.

Then it hit me im running low on shit paper....

Gonna be interesting.

[ten ocho recon scout]

Just now, Lou said:

I'm going looting!

Get me some TP!

Im gonna go buy a bunch of cheap shoes my next day off. Donate them to the homeless.

But the tissue paper that comes with them? All mine.

[Lou]

1 minute ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

I stocked up on canned goods, and was stoked their were still cans of dennisons chilli left. Got home and proudly unloaded my 8 cans.

Then it hit me im running low on shit paper....

Gonna be interesting.

You, too, can be a rebel.

[ten ocho recon scout]

1 minute ago, Lou said:

You, too, can be a rebel.

I think the labels peel away from the cans, so i have that going for me.

[Lou]

1 minute ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Get me some TP!

Im gonna go buy a bunch of cheap shoes my next day off. Donate them to the homeless.

But the tissue paper that comes with them? All mine.

How you're not Chief of Police just boggles the mind 

[Blarg]

52 minutes ago, Lou said:

blah, blah, blah....

what about the gum wall?  can people still visit the gum wall? 

You mean the Covid-19 Ground Zero. 

[Lou]

Just now, ten ocho recon scout said:

I think the labels peel away from the cans, so i have that going for me.

Take the labels off all of your canned goods. I like to call that "diarrhea roulette"

[red321]

23 minutes ago, GOPSnowflakesHateCezero said:

where's crampknees?  i'm starting to worry about a bunch of my old friends from the espn message board days. 

@Fireball

[Tank]

43 minutes ago, Lou said:

I'm going looting!

swing by and pick me up?

[Redondo]

6 hours ago, Lou said:

How you're not Chief of Police just boggles the mind 

Absolute classic line. Lol

[tdawg87]

So the friends I went to DC with and I are now under quarantine for 2 weeks. Oopsie.

[Blarg]

4 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

So the friends I went to DC with and I are now under quarantine for 2 weeks. Oopsie.

[Blarg]

CDawg-19 is now patient zero at Angelswin. Everyone wear extra protection when reading his posts. 

[tdawg87]

No I don't have it it's because of my job you butthole.

[tdawg87]

If I do have it I lost the Coronapool.

[gotbeer]

Look on the bright side.  2 weeks of paid time off.  You get paid time off right?

[Taylor]

10 hours ago, Lou said:

Baseball HOF closed indefinitely.

Barry Bonds feels left out.

[Lhalo]

NFL draft to go on as scheduled. Closed to the public.

[Lou]

1 minute ago, Lhalo said:

NFL draft to go on as scheduled. Closed to the public.

I lose!

[Lou]

42 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

If I do have it I lost the Coronapool.

In that case, we have a tie in the contest between, well,  everyone. 

[T.G.]

I've been sitting on my toilet since last Friday because I'm out of TP.

[yk9001]

On 3/15/2020 at 6:12 AM, yk9001 said:

ESPN and the NFL will be desperate for programming. 

This is a slam dunk.

32 "war room" cameras.

video monitors. 

 

38 minutes ago, Lhalo said:

NFL draft to go on as scheduled. Closed to the public.

[notherhalo]

M Bison has announced that he will postpone the World Warrior Tournament due to Coronavirus