Coronavirus Impact

[Justin]

30 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

No we aren't having sex because she has 3 kids and a boyfriend. But I'd still fuck her. 

What if she says "Just found out I have coronavirus, but I'll have sex if you want to"?

[tdawg87]

Just now, SoPas Angel said:

What if she says "Just found out I have coronavirus, but I'll have sex if you want to"?

Then we both have Coronavirus and she has 4 kids.

[angelinkc]

42 minutes ago, st1ckboy said:

It's different at first. You'll still want a real cigarette the first week,but once you get used to it, it's so much better. It's cheaper, doesn't smell, and you don't have to go outside. I'm not one of those guys that blows the giant vape smoke, I actually turn it on it's lowest setting. 

yes i might give it try while im on lockdown. 

[Tank]

9 hours ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Thats why this "wash your hands" thing is no big deal to me. Every time I run into one of the bosses at work and have to shake a hand, Im like that pawnee indian in Dances with Wolves that touches Timmons' blanket, smells his hands, makes a face like "eww", then cleans his hands off with dirt.

 

(I really hope someone gets that reference. Great movie)

It’s about damn time you picked a proper movie.

[Tank]

7 hours ago, Lou said:

FLETCH 2020!

[Tank]

3 hours ago, Lou said:

Not hot, but attractive. She also does pilates. 

Does she do Mexican-Americans?

[Lou]

2 minutes ago, Tank said:

Does she do Mexican-Americans?

Do you really think I'd go to Walmart if she doesn't? 

[tdawg87]

Just now, Lou said:

Do you really think I'd go to Walmart if she doesn't? 

Where else are you going to get Chimichangas at 2 am?

[Tank]

Just making sure.

[Lou]

Just now, tdawg87 said:

Where else are you going to get Chimichangas at 2 am?

My kitchen

[tdawg87]

1 hour ago, Lou said:

My kitchen

I meant good Chimichangas

[Lou]

Just now, tdawg87 said:

I meant good Chimichangas

No clue 

[Lou]

5 hours ago, st1ckboy said:

Also check, some stores are opening the first hour for just the elderly.

Yep.

"Beginning Thursday, stores will be open from 7 a.m. to 8:30 p.m. local time. Stores that open later than 7 a.m. will continue their regular starting hours, Walmart said Wednesday night.

From March 24 through April 28, Walmart's 5,000-plus U.S. stores will host an hour-long senior shopping event every Tuesday for customers 60 and older, which will start one hour before stores open.

In addition to limits on paper products, stores will have limits on milk, eggs, cleaning supplies, hand sanitizer, water, diapers, wipes, formula and baby food, Dacona Smith, executive vice president and chief operating officer,"

[halomatt]

2 hours ago, Lou said:

Yep.

"Beginning Thursday, stores will be open from 7 a.m. to 8:30 p.m. local time. Stores that open later than 7 a.m. will continue their regular starting hours, Walmart said Wednesday night.

From March 24 through April 28, Walmart's 5,000-plus U.S. stores will host an hour-long senior shopping event every Tuesday for customers 60 and older, which will start one hour before stores open.

In addition to limits on paper products, stores will have limits on milk, eggs, cleaning supplies, hand sanitizer, water, diapers, wipes, formula and baby food, Dacona Smith, executive vice president and chief operating officer,"

Why would I want a even one, "Dacona Smith"?  Hmmm...well I could use someone in charge of the finances, I suppose. And she might know how to keep my adult children working consistently around the house without a break or lunch.

[eligrba]

12 hours ago, Lou said:

"Major League Baseball is considering the idea of abandoning both the 2020 draft and the upcoming international signing period due to the coronavirus, sources told Ronald Blum of The Associated Press.

Skipping both events would help the league save money while games are paused during the ongoing pandemic, according to Blum.

Any decision would need to be made in conjunction with the MLB Players Association. Discussions between the league and union are ongoing."

Thank God MLB has finally figured out how to help the Astros avoid some of the imposed sanctions.

[T.G.]

I've decided to start selling fake ID's for anyone who wants to claim they're 60+ so that they can groceries.

[PattyD22]

So if my math is correct, the Corona Baby Boom should hit right around the Christmas season.  Enjoy your little bundles of joy and tax deduction, self isolators!!

[arch stanton]

1 hour ago, PattyD22 said:

So if my math is correct, the Corona Baby Boom should hit right around the Christmas season.  Enjoy your little bundles of joy and tax deduction, self isolators!!

Should be a busy time for obstetricians and divorce lawyers

[yvangelfan]

23 hours ago, Taylor said:

I wondered if the "yv" in your name stood for Yucca Valley. My wife lived there through her elementary school years.

Those were the good old days here. It's exploded with lots of millennials, etc. because of Coachella and JT.

[yvangelfan]

So this morning I decided to buy some vitamin C at Rite Aid. Simple.

With approximately 10 people behind me, I had one of those rare coughing fits you get when you get a tickle in your throat. The clerk kept telling me about her dog who had just had a puppy who died, all while I'm coughing my guts out, tears running down my face. She asked me if I wanted to buy a bag, and all I could do was nod.

When I turned around to leave, I could tell everyone was standing back (which I would've done) from me. 

So embarrassed. 

 

[yvangelfan]

It looks like the many counties in Northern Ca have "shelter in place" orders.

Not yet in So Cal. as far as I know.

[yvangelfan]

It is your civic duty to wash your hands.  This is how the pros do it.

 

 

[tdawg87]

I'll be in my bunk.

[Redondo]

1 hour ago, yvangelfan said:

It is your civic duty to wash your hands.  This is how the pros do it.

 

 

Nice pair of hands.   

[Claude]