SARS-CoV-2 and COVID-19

[Blarg]

My wife was born April 7th, 1960 at 11:48 pm. 24 years and 3 minutes earlier our first son was born. It's a good day to enter the world. 

[Adam]

48 minutes ago, Blarg said:

My wife was born April 7th, 1960 at 11:48 pm. 24 years and 3 minutes earlier our first son was born. It's a good day to enter the world. 

[AngelsLakersFan]

59 minutes ago, Blarg said:

My wife was born April 7th, 1960 at 11:48 pm. 24 years and 3 minutes earlier our first son was born. It's a good day to enter the world. 

Today is my mom's birthday... she's a couple years older than your wife.

[m0nkey]

On 3/4/2021 at 5:40 AM, m0nkey said:

I’m at Disney world now and my 60+ year old parents are here too. Going to Atlanta today. I’ll report back in a month if anyone dies. 

Update: It's been a month since I came back from Florida and Georgia and no one has died

[Tank]

12 hours ago, gotbeer said:

Like I read it.  I relied on Redondo's synopsis.  

i'm waiting for the branco cartoon.

[Blarg]

14 minutes ago, Adam said:

Fuck, I really should have phrased that better.

[Blarg]

4 minutes ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

Today is my mom's birthday... she's a couple years older than your wife.

You can banish any ideas of past due child support. 

[Tank]

1 hour ago, fishbulb said:

Everyone but me.

It's so lonely here.

there's nothing in texas except steers and queers, and i don't see any horns.

paradigm shift! go grab yourself some prime texas cattle ranch land. you may have to name it something other than fishbulb, however.

[Blarg]

Ranchero de Pescado y Bulbo

[St1ck]

12 minutes ago, m0nkey said:

Update: It's been a month since I came back from Florida and Georgia and no one has died

You're welcome. 

[Adam]

20 minutes ago, m0nkey said:

Update: It's been a month since I came back from Florida and Georgia and no one has died

Figured at least someone in your family was working at one of the massage parlors that got shot up

[Lhalo]

[ScottT]

It's been more than four hours since I got poked and I haven't died.

[Blarg]

Were condoms involved?

[Tank]

46 minutes ago, ScottT said:

It's been more than four hours since I got poked and I haven't died.

[ScottT]

44 minutes ago, Blarg said:

Were condoms involved?

Both parties used protection.

[arch stanton]

[Rico]

Get the J&J one shot.

[Jay]

Drive-thru vaccimations?

[RallyMo]

1 hour ago, Jay said:

Drive-thru vaccimations?

...and the last horse crosses the finish line.

[gotbeer]

And just like then, it'll probably take to the middle of the 21st century of on and off again shutdowns.

The U.S. Has Had 'Vaccine Passports' Before—And They Worked

[gotbeer]

Morning Briefing April 10, 2021: Michigan hospitals overwhelmed amid COVID surge, governor and state health department ask for 2-week pause of youth sports, indoor dining, in-person learning

Remember that the last wave started in the Midwest, then tsunami'd Calolfornia a few weeks later.  It'll be fun to watch the reaction when the wave hits the Calolfornia coast and the overlords try to shut everything down again.

[Lhalo]

I expect any future shutdowns to be largely ignored. 

[Jason]

2 hours ago, gotbeer said:

Morning Briefing April 10, 2021: Michigan hospitals overwhelmed amid COVID surge, governor and state health department ask for 2-week pause of youth sports, indoor dining, in-person learning

Remember that the last wave started in the Midwest, then tsunami'd Calolfornia a few weeks later.  It'll be fun to watch the reaction when the wave hits the Calolfornia coast and the overlords try to shut everything down again.

The big difference is we have a lot more people vaccinated now

[UndertheHalo]

Ya it’ll be real fun GB.