MLB Investigating Allegations That Los Angeles Angels Called For Divine Assistance To Win Pennant In The '90s

[T.G.]

ANAHEIM, CA—The MLB is looking into allegations that the Los Angeles Angels, then the California Angels, cheated by calling for divine assistance to win the pennant in the mid-1990s.

Eyewitnesses claim that a young boy who looked kinda like Joseph Gordon-Levitt would signal for angels to come down from heaven to help the Angels win ball games. There's even grainy VHS footage that seems to show angelic beings giving the Angels's pitches a boost, helping outfielders to catch flyballs, and giving backrubs to players in the dugout.

Complete story here:https://babylonbee.com/news/mlb-investigating-allegations-that-angels-used-divine-assistance-to-win-pennant-in-the-1990s

[Revad]

I knew it!  But weren’t all the other teams doing it too?  We were just trying to stay competitive.

[fan_since79]

Woman in the stands immediately before the pitch that changed everything. Prayer works!

 

[yk9001]

Wow, two swings and misses in one day.

[Lou]

2 hours ago, yk9001 said:

Wow, two swings and misses in one day.

1 more and he'll have to change his name to True Stassi 

[T.G.]

5 hours ago, yk9001 said:

Wow, two swings and misses in one day.

[T.G.]

2 hours ago, Lou said:

1 more and he'll have to change his name to True Stassi 

You could have said True Wood and that would have been better.

[yk9001]

1 minute ago, True Grich said:

Scoreboard!

[Stradling]

Something about Stoufers Lasagna.  

[T.G.]

Something about INO fries

[yk9001]

Can you imagine when a newbie logs onto these threads?  There are so many backstories, hidden meanings, personal agendas, inside jokes...

[Revad]

6 minutes ago, yk9001 said:

Can you imagine when a newbie logs onto these threads?  There are so many backstories, hidden meanings, personal agendas, inside jokes...

I’ve been here 7 years and still can’t follow everything

[T.G.]

12 minutes ago, Revad said:

I’ve been here 7 years and still can’t follow everything

I'm right there with you.

[tdawg87]

Remember when Angelswin was good?

[Lou]

Craig went to Hofstra. 

[Lou]

1 minute ago, tdawg87 said:

Remember when Angelswin was good?

Feb 21, 2013 

[tdawg87]

14 minutes ago, Lou said:

Feb 21, 2013 

Was that when we signed Hamilton?

[Lou]

Just now, tdawg87 said:

Was that when we signed Hamilton?

Nope 

[eligrba4ever]

NOOOO!!!! That story got garbled in the translation. It was really Terry Collins doing a deal with Lucifer that backfired in the utter collapse that ended with Langston sprawled on home plate in defeat in Game 163.

[Tank]

On 1/17/2020 at 2:39 PM, Lou said:

Feb 21, 2013 

2/21, a perfect day.

[Lou]

7 minutes ago, Tank said:

2/21, a perfect day.

the day before @tdawg87 joined AW, so . . . 

[Taylor]

On 1/17/2020 at 2:37 PM, tdawg87 said:

Remember when Angelswin was good?

Back when there were like two moderators, and it was basically the wild west.

[ten ocho recon scout]

On 1/17/2020 at 1:46 PM, True Grich said:

You could have said True Wood and that would have been better.

I made a series of videos while in college under that name.

Obviously no one bought them, so I had to get my stupid current job to pay the bills.

[ten ocho recon scout]

On 1/17/2020 at 2:15 PM, yk9001 said:

Can you imagine when a newbie logs onto these threads?  There are so many backstories, hidden meanings, personal agendas, inside jokes...

And pubes.

[Lou]

33 minutes ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

I made a series of videos while in college under that name.

Obviously no one bought them, so I had to get my stupid current job to pay the bills.

do you know @Stamm?