Official AW thread for counting Taylor Blake Ward's balls

[tdawg87]

Anyone want some Greek yogurt?

[Pancake Bear]

Shouldn’t that be Φαιλως?

[failos]

1 minute ago, Stradling said:

Foo it’s all Greek to me

Mmm gyros

[TroutField]

2 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

No, you missed @ettin's thread saying we got Cole because he read a fake Jeff Passan tweet and then turned his phone off for 4 hours.

Lol that was pretty fucked up. I got pumped for a second and then saw it was a fake account. 

[failos]

Just now, Pancake Bear said:

Shouldn’t that be Φαιλως?

Tell that to this guy:

Failos Kranidiotis

[mulwin444]

3 minutes ago, Stradling said:

Foo it’s all Greek to me

Hey, he's into Greek...not that there's anything wrong with that...

[failos]

4 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

No, you missed @ettin's thread saying we got Cole because he read a fake Jeff Passan tweet and then turned his phone off for 4 hours.

Glad I missed that one. 

[tdawg87]

But on a scale of 1 to Gay this thread is Richard Simmons.

[ettin]

19 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

No, you missed @ettin's thread saying we got Cole because he read a fake Jeff Passan tweet and then turned his phone off for 4 hours.

I was hoping that would quietly slip away but I can always count on you to never let it go....

[Lou]

does this mean we're not getting Eric Dickerson?

[Chuck]

1 hour ago, Second Base said:

Perhaps it's not Samardzija. But you gotta admit, Samardzija definitely fits the bill.

[ettin]

If it is #30....

Tyler Mahle (not bad actually he has a new splitter that looks good)? Edwin Encarnacion (we need a 1B that can power up the offense)? Alec Mills (not bad either TBH)? 

[Lou]

not going to lie. I love this thread 

[Chuck]

1 hour ago, UndertheHalo said:

Seriously. 

I think @Second Base dropped some acid tonight. 

[Lou]

2 minutes ago, ettin said:

If it is #30....

Tyler Mahle (not bad actually he has a new splitter that looks good)? Edwin Encarnacion (we need a 1B that can power up the offense)? Alec Mills (not bad either TBH)? 

[Erstad Grit]

I'm still bitter at Fletcher's...... Whatever that was he did

[tdawg87]

I stopped watching midget porn so I could see who we traded for based on a tweet from Taylor Blake Ward.

Fuck you Scotty. I wasted a Cialis.

[tdawg87]

Just now, Erstad Grit said:

I'm still bitter at Fletcher's...... Whatever that was he did

Gross.

[ten ocho recon scout]

1 hour ago, Second Base said:

I did teach math. Of course almost all of my students scored below basic on the assessments but that's just because they suck....

 

 

Obviously ROTC, not a Mustang

 

Smh

[Lou]

1 minute ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Obviously ROTC, not a Mustang

 

Smh

yeah!

(no idea what that means)

[ten ocho recon scout]

Just now, Lou said:

yeah!

(no idea what that means)

It means that Jarhead @Second Base blames the shitbird status of his Marines on the fact that they ate paste pre enlistment...

Scotty obviously got his commission through college (ROTC), not stood out as a NCO (non commissioned officer) and got promoted (for teaching the finer points of eating crayons) for his leadership.

 

 

Nasty ass butterbar.

5 DIGIT GRIDS, @Second Base! They ALWAYS work!

[Lou]

6 minutes ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

It means that Jarhead @Second Base blames the shitbird status of his Marines on the fact that they ate paste pre enlistment...

Scotty obviously got his commission through college (ROTC), not stood out as a NCO (non commissioned officer) and got promoted (for teaching the finer points of eating crayons) for his leadership.

 

 

Nasty ass butterbar.

5 DIGIT GRIDS, @Second Base! They ALWAYS work!

oh....that! 

[Blarg]

What an idiot, Happ's number 34.  

[Drink More Yakult]

9 minutes ago, Blarg said:

What an idiot, Happ's number 34.  

Only and imbecile wouldn’t trade for Happ

[Ochocinco!]

2 hours ago, tdawg87 said:

I stopped watching midget porn so I could see who we traded for based on a tweet from Taylor Blake Ward.

Fuck you Scotty. I wasted a Cialis.

Dies down that quick even on Cialis? You old bag