I'm not asking for much more, Santa

[fan_since79]

First of all, THANK YOU Santa for giving us Anthony Rendon. Christmas will be so much more enjoyable with visions of extra-base hits and other exciting achievements from one of the most dynamic players in the game. And thank you for Joe Maddon and Mickey Callaway.

Now, on to brass tacks. Here's my list.

Two of the following: Kluber, Ryu, Bumgarner, Keuchel.

A CATCHER WHO CAN HIT THE DAMN BASEBALL. Please, not Max Stassi in the 2020 lineup. No, Santa!

And in general, starting pitchers who can routinely give us 5-to-7 innings without getting shelled.

And as a corollary to that, please let our pitchers get through the season with their arms and elbows intact. 

Thanks, Santa, and Merry Christmas to you and the missus. I'll leave some cookies and 21-year old Single Malt out for you.

 

 

[Stradling]

I love it.  

[Pancake Bear]

Stassi isn’t getting dumped yet. Sorry. 

[T.G.]

@fan_since79 posted without referencing Albert Pujols at all!

It's a Christmas miracle!

Edited December 12, 2019 by True Grich

[Stradling]

Santa, I would like a Gray, a  Keuchel, a Darvish and or a  Kluber.  I would also like to keep Marsh, Adell, Adams and Fletcher.  Thanks in advance.  Milk and Cookies will be in the usual place.  

[T.G.]

4 minutes ago, fan_since79 said:

Thanks, Santa, and Merry Christmas to you and the missus. I'll leave some cookies and 21-year old Single Hot Chick out for you.

 

[fan_since79]

1 minute ago, True Grich said:

@fan_since79 posted without referencing Albert Pujols at all!

It's a Christmas miracle!

Even Scrooge was touched by the Christmas spirit.

[Taylor]

Kluber
Ryu
Ohtani
Heaney
Canning
Sandoval

[hangin n wangin]

1 minute ago, Taylor said:

Kluber
Ryu
Ohtani
Heaney
Canning
Sandoval

[T.G.]

[UndertheHalo]

Santa isn’t real you dopes.  Grovel before the billionaire owner !

[fan_since79]

Just now, UndertheHalo said:

Santa isn’t real you dopes.  Grovel before the billionaire owner !

Santa doesn't like that. Get ready for a pile of coal in your stocking.

[T.G.]

2 minutes ago, UndertheHalo said:

Santa isn’t real you dopes. 

[Pancake Bear]

Pujols as a bench player from now on. 

Darvish and Klubot. 

Maldonado. 

Thanks, Santa!

[Taylor]

2 minutes ago, UndertheHalo said:

Santa isn’t real you dopes.  Grovel before the billionaire owner !

Arte Claus is richer than Santa.

Edge: Lowell

[Pancake Bear]

Just now, fan_since79 said:

Santa doesn't like that. Get ready for a pile of coal in your stocking.

Too late. NY stole it. 

[T.G.]

1 minute ago, Taylor said:

Arte Claus is richer than Santa.

Edge: Lowell

Santa has elves. 

Arte has minions.

Edge: Aybar

[ScruffytheJanitor]

1 hour ago, UndertheHalo said:

Santa isn’t real you dopes.

I keep asking my wife to let me tell the kids the story of St. Nicholas' bifurcated corpse, but at this point I think I am just supplying her with divorce-fuel.

[Dtwncbad]

Snell.  I want Snell.

[Dtwncbad]

1 hour ago, True Grich said:

Yes he is.  I know him.

[nate]

I was really hoping for Cole in my stocking but I would be happy with your list, @fan_since79

[Angel Oracle]

3 hours ago, Taylor said:

Kluber
Ryu
Ohtani
Bundy

Canning

Heaney
Sandoval

With Callaway coaching them

FIFY

Edited December 12, 2019 by Angel Oracle

[ten ocho recon scout]

Santa, its me again.

I really wasnt good this year, but Id still like 2 pitchers who will be good. Dont really care who.

And if theyre all going to the other kids, id still really like my dream of Cole getting ambush raped by the big unit and kelvim escobar to happen. Like if those are the two good pitchers you bring me, that works too.

[2112]

3 hours ago, True Grich said:

Thanks, Santa, and Merry Christmas to you and the missus. I'll leave some cookies and 21-year old Single Hot Chick out for you.

Which do you eat first?

 

Never mind.