Hoston Astros--Toastmasters Rules & Black Sox Rulings

[AngelsLakersFan]

13 hours ago, calscuf said:

When I was like a sophomore in high school I was at my buddies house and we found a button that said “Toastmasters”.  So we got some white tape and covered the “toast” part and wrote in “clit”.  
 

From that point forward we referred to ourselves as the Clitmasters.   It was not a title representative of our experience with the ladies and in no way did we deserve it.  But we gave ourselves that name nonetheless.

Were you the 'clit commander?'

[tdawg87]

59 minutes ago, Stradling said:

Especially now in my current role where at any time I can be up in front of hundreds of people having to share information or a vision.  

"I have a dream, that one day this restaurant will actually serve good fries."

[tdawg87]

5 minutes ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

Were you the 'clit commander?'

He was basically the "coffee guy". 

[yk9001]

"Cook the meat to an internal temperature of 160 degrees, folks. I can't emphasize that enough."

[AngelsLakersFan]

2 hours ago, tdawg87 said:

"I have a dream, that one day this restaurant will actually serve good fries."

"We choose to go to Wisconsin in this decade, and to do the other things, not because they are easy but because #poornate"

[Lou]

i believe we should end toast slavery immediately.

[Taylor]

Houston Toastros

[Lou]

1 hour ago, Taylor said:

Houston Toastros

[Taylor]

[tdawg87]

7 minutes ago, RBM said:

I like the fries at In-N-Out. Order them
light-well. 

The fuck does that mean? 

[Lou]

4 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

The fuck does that mean? 

I agree

[Docwaukee]

24 minutes ago, calscuf said:

I was the de facto leader of the clitmasters, though other may disagree.  However we had no such labels.  
 

Once one of our friends had a boat and so we told him he could be in CM, we decided the boat was now part of the Clitmaster Navy.  
 

I remember we told him, “Aaron, you are now part of CM!” and he was like “WTF is CM?”

was he a little man?  

[Tank]

In places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me on that toast, you NEED me on that toast.

[Docwaukee]

22 minutes ago, calscuf said:

Like a midget?

no.   just a little man.  

in a boat.  

[Docwaukee]

21 minutes ago, calscuf said:

Like...  the way....

a clitoris looks?

aren't you the master?

[Hubs]

This thread took such a turn.

Props to Doc's Little man in a boat reference.

[eligrba]

It's a canoe for Christ's sake....

 

[Angel Dog and Beer]

I think I may have a taco for lunch. 

[Angel Oracle]

Just make sure to avoid Texas Toast.

[Slegnaac]

16 hours ago, RBM said:

They fry them longer so they’re more well done. Crisper. 

What does the "light" part of light-well signify?

[Lou]

i order my steaks rare-well 

[Lou]

btw.....

Hoston?

[T.G.]

5 minutes ago, Lou said:

btw.....

Hoston?

Bruin...

https://www.danishadanielle.com/

 

[Lou]

so medium?

[Docwaukee]

1 minute ago, Lou said:

so medium?

do they have a warm pink center?