Free Balling

[Blarg]

2 hours ago, Brandon said:

Wait, are you around a bunch of kids with your dick head showing through your shorts?

That's odd. His dick head usually pops through his shirt collar.

[Jay]

7 hours ago, Adam said:

Dick was on point.

 

[Adam]

[Adam]

Broken trampoline. 

 

Dont have kids 

[tdawg87]

You should really pick up your toys. Maybe put them in the drawer? That's where your wife keeps hers.

[gotbeer]

The way this thread is reading.  It sounds like Adam is trying to justify that sports car purchase that he's about to make.  .  

[cysomeawfulpitcher]

21 hours ago, Angelsjunky said:

Remember when people were "surprised" when George Michael came out as gay?

I remember Dennis Leary on some 25 worst videos of all time show on MTV saying how ridiculous it was that it took people 14 years to realize he was gay when the video is proof.

Ironically, a lot of those videos they played were better than the boy group Disney crap they played then.

[cysomeawfulpitcher]

[Tank]

No granite on your kitchen counters?!?

total pedestrian move.

[T.G.]

Wow, Dorian did a number on Adam's house.

[tdawg87]

1 hour ago, True Grich said:

Wow, Dorian did a number on Adam's house.

I don't think Dorian is his son's name.

[yk9001]

Why are there Doritos in the dog dish?

[yk9001]

I have an idea for the best thread in the history of Angelswin.

Each member will be notified.  You immediately have to take and post five pictures of your house and yard.  You can't clean up or change a thing.

The rest of us get to comment.

I'd never read a gameday or trade rumor thread again.

[Lou]

I'm curious as to how yk settled on 5 pics 

[tdawg87]

1 minute ago, Lou said:

I'm curious as to how yk settled on 5 pics 

Because 6 would be too many.

[Lou]

2 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Because 6 would be too many.

good point 

[Stradling]

26 minutes ago, yk9001 said:

I have an idea for the best thread in the history of Angelswin.

Each member will be notified.  You immediately have to take and post five pictures of your house and yard.  You can't clean up or change a thing.

The rest of us get to comment.

I'd never read a gameday or trade rumor thread again.

Here is a picture from a wedding we had at the house last weekend.  I look forward to the comments:

[yk9001]

That's nice.

What do you usually use that altar for?  Sacrifices to the gods?

[Stradling]

Just now, yk9001 said:

That's nice.

What do you usually use that altar for?  Sacrifices to the gods?

I use it to kill Canadians.  We also usually have two chairs and a small table.  Also we don’t really sit out there so it usually just looks like there are two chairs and a table up there.  

[Stradling]

Like this. 

[Adam]

1 hour ago, yk9001 said:

Why are there Doritos in the dog dish?

It was a Paw Patrol themed party. Wife bought some dog dishes at the dollar store to serve guests.

[Brandon]

Can you post a pic of the front of the house but after you mowed the lawn and have grass clippings on the driveway?

[tdawg87]

1 minute ago, Adam said:

It was a Paw Patrol themed party. Wife bought some dog dishes at the dollar store to serve guests.

[Adam]

Was looking for more pics on the phone and came across this bad boy. #futureHOF

[yk9001]

Just now, Brandon said:

Can you post a pic of the front of the house but after you mowed the lawn and have grass clippings on the driveway?

Did I tell you that guy I cut the lawn for died a year plus ago?

I didn't keep in touch with him regularly, and obviously nobody else did, because it was a week plus before anyone knew he had passed.  He passed away in his bedroom.

All the time I did his lawn, he never let me in his house (he was a hoarder).  I wanted to know which was his bedroom.

I found out to my delight - his bedroom was closest to the asshole's house (these are lakewood houses with sometimes as little as 25 feet between houses).

It is my hope and prayer that a) the gentleman died peacefully; and b) his rotting corpse created a stench so bad that it wafted into the asshole's property and nose range.