Free Balling

[Adam]

So my daughter has her bday party at the house today. Been working on the house all day and running errands. Threw some neon under armor shorts on this morning and was really impressed with my package. Dick was on point. Now I’m at Albertsons and I’ve got major shrinkage. Looks like I’ve got a an outie belly button below my waist. Ugh

[Stradling]

I too enjoyed Tom Petty’s music.  

[tdawg87]

Honestly, I've stopped caring about the size of my dick when it's flaccid. What's the point? Is some chick going to shove that soggy worm up her vag and reach max climax? Plus, my balls are really big and generally dominate the area.

My penis is basically a head hiding in a bush of curls until it becomes the big penis. Then I'm 5 inches of veins and throb.

I did make some chick moist at work one time during "casual" Friday where we got to wear jeans. I quipped about how tight it was in that area and she blushed. She probably went home and flicked the bean. She wasn't fat either. Though she did have a kid.

[Lou]

9 minutes ago, Adam said:

So my daughter has her bday party at the house today. Been working on the house all day and running errands. Threw some neon under armor shorts on this morning and was really impressed with my package. Dick was on point. Now I’m at Albertsons and I’ve got major shrinkage. Looks like I’ve got a an outie belly button below my waste. Ugh

Stay in the frozen food section so at least you have an excuse

[Lou]

Almost forgot . . . 

neon? 

[Stradling]

Just now, Lou said:

Almost forgot . . . 

neon? 

Yea no shit.  I had no idea Under Armor was around in the 80’s.  We’re you listening to Wham?

[Stradling]

By the way I liked Wham in the 80s. 

[Justin]

With a Hypercolor t shirt on top.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

15 minutes ago, Adam said:

So my daughter has her bday party at the house today. Been working on the house all day and running errands. Threw some neon under armor shorts on this morning and was really impressed with my package. Dick was on point. Now I’m at Albertsons and I’ve got major shrinkage. Looks like I’ve got a an outie belly button below my waste. Ugh

And which waste would it be below?

[Adam]

17 minutes ago, Baghdad Strad said:

Yea no shit.  I had no idea Under Armor was around in the 80’s.  We’re you listening to Wham?

Bright yellow? 

[Lou]

19 minutes ago, Baghdad Strad said:

Yea no shit.  I had no idea Under Armor was around in the 80’s.  We’re you listening to Wham?

We're?

[Lou]

15 minutes ago, Vegas Halo Fan said:

And which waste would it be below?

This could get really disgusting

[Adam]

17 minutes ago, Baghdad Strad said:

Yea no shit.  I had no idea Under Armor was around in the 80’s.  We’re you listening to Wham?

Bright yellow? 

[Lou]

1 minute ago, Adam said:

Bright yellow? 

He's thinking about your banana 

[tdawg87]

Adam putting on his Under Armor:

[Lou]

[Angelsjunky]

Remember when people were "surprised" when George Michael came out as gay?

[Angelsjunky]

1 hour ago, Adam said:

So my daughter has her bday party at the house today. Been working on the house all day and running errands. Threw some neon under armor shorts on this morning and was really impressed with my package. Dick was on point. Now I’m at Albertsons and I’ve got major shrinkage. Looks like I’ve got a an outie belly button below my waist. Ugh

Prove it.

[Adam]

I gotta be honest. I was expecting a bit more empathy

[Lou]

20 minutes ago, Adam said:

I gotta be honest. I was expecting a bit more empathy

Dude, I gave you the frozen food section recommendation

[Lou]

23 minutes ago, Angelsjunky said:

Remember when people were "surprised" when George Michael came out as gay?

Who would have thought that Andrew Ridgeley would turn out to be the badass of the group?

[Blarg]

37 minutes ago, Adam said:

I gotta be honest. I was expecting a bit more empathy

I feel sorry for your wife. Does that count?

[Lou]

I feel sorry for the kids

[Brandon]

Wait, are you around a bunch of kids with your dick head showing through your shorts?

[Adam]

No????