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I'm staying at my mom's efficiency apartment tonight. It's a living room with a collapsible bed and a kitchen. I sleep on the bed because I'm fat and she sleeps on the couch.

I fart non-stop throughout the night and my mom keeps telling me to stop. I always wake up to her spraying the room with Febreze and also me. It smells like a Chili's bathroom in here.

I love my mom.

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I was cornered by some guy at work that thinks we have some special bond because I took notice of the Porsche Cayman he was driving 5 years ago. He traded that in for a Maserati Ghibli sedan because he has two kids and needed room for car seats. Then he tells me he wrecked the Maserati so he got a BMW 7 series sedan to replace it because he really didn't like it because it was too loud and the interior wasn't holding up after two years.

I'm listening to him rattle on while a couple desks away is a guy that is working his ass off making less than a third of this guys money and I just know he wants to tell him to shut the hell up, he is barely getting by with a shitty little apartment and payments on his used economy car. 

Sometimes people are impervious to self awareness and don't realize just how much a pretentious jackass they can be. 

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4 hours ago, Blarg said:

I was cornered by some guy at work that thinks we have some special bond because I took notice of the Porsche Cayman he was driving 5 years ago. He traded that in for a Maserati Ghibli sedan because he has two kids and needed room for car seats. Then he tells me he wrecked the Maserati so he got a BMW 7 series sedan to replace it because he really didn't like it because it was too loud and the interior wasn't holding up after two years.

Adam

4 hours ago, Blarg said:

I'm listening to him rattle on while a couple desks away is a guy that is working his ass off making less than a third of this guys money and I just know he wants to tell him to shut the hell up, he is barely getting by with a shitty little apartment and payments on his used economy car. 

Tdawg

4 hours ago, Blarg said:

Sometimes people are impervious to self awareness and don't realize just how much a pretentious jackass they can be. 

AW.com

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8 hours ago, tdawg87 said:

I'm staying at my mom's efficiency apartment tonight. It's a living room with a collapsible bed and a kitchen. I sleep on the bed because I'm fat and she sleeps on the couch.

I fart non-stop throughout the night and my mom keeps telling me to stop. I always wake up to her spraying the room with Febreze and also me. It smells like a Chili's bathroom in here.

I love my mom.

You can afford Febreze? 

I knew it was all an act. 

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2 hours ago, Jay said:

Now they have the audio, pretty funny.

 

Warren is pissed he told the truth about her on national tv. To Sanders credit he was aware enough that his mic was still hot and everything was being recorded. He saved them both from a nasty exchange that neither would be able walk back.

Sanders has the political experience that Warren fumbles with. 

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1 hour ago, Lou said:

You can afford Febreze? 

I knew it was all an act. 

His mom has a choice, eat or buy Fabreze. Pretty straight forward the decision making process. 

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2 hours ago, Blarg said:

Warren is pissed he told the truth about her on national tv. To Sanders credit he was aware enough that his mic was still hot and everything was being recorded. He saved them both from a nasty exchange that neither would be able walk back.

Sanders has the political experience that Warren fumbles with. 

 

There's no way this entire thing wasn't orchestrate ahead of time by Warren and her team.  Including the post debate hot mic moment.  She wanted to be able to walkaway from this with a headline that read:  "Old White Male Calls Native American Female a Liar."  This was totally calculated.

 

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13 hours ago, st1ckboy said:

That doesn't effect my life though, so who gives a fuck? Lolz are the only thing I care about.

Thanks, Lou.

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40 minutes ago, Spirit said:

 

There's no way this entire thing wasn't orchestrate ahead of time by Warren and her team.  Including the post debate hot mic moment.  She wanted to be able to walkaway from this with a headline that read:  "Old White Male Calls Native American Female a Liar."  This was totally calculated.

 

That's what I thought too. I think every politician has been called a liar enough times (probably accurately) throughout their career that it doesn't create enough offense to confront someone over it. It seemed super staged to me. She probably walked right over to her campaign manager afterward and asked, "Did I do it right?"

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2 hours ago, Spirit said:

 

There's no way this entire thing wasn't orchestrate ahead of time by Warren and her team.  Including the post debate hot mic moment.  She wanted to be able to walkaway from this with a headline that read:  "Old White Male Calls Native American Female a Liar."  This was totally calculated.

 

in a way, i feel kind of sad for Gray Beaver.

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