Vasectomy

[Adam]

8 minutes ago, wopphil said:

I need to get this procedure done.  I have heard mixed things - some people saying it isnt so bad, others saying it sucked. I am absolutely terrified to get it done. The mere thought of it puts me in pain. I realize I am a total pussy.

It’s pretty much the worst 15-20 minutes of your life. Then it’s not a huge deal

[Adam]

46 minutes ago, calscuf said:

Can you post a picture of your penis, too?

Check your pm

[Blarg]

Sending dick pics is the first step to a congressional seat.

[Tank]

i have not enjoyed this thread.

[Stradling]

5 minutes ago, Tank said:

i have not enjoyed this thread.

Give it a re-read and let me know if you liked it better the second time through. 

[Tank]

5 minutes ago, Stradling said:

Give it a re-read and let me know if you liked it better the second time through. 

shut up.

 

 

 

 

okay.

[notherhalo]

maybe its a stupid question but, the only point of getting one is so you dont have to wrap it, or have the girl/lady youre with take the pill and become crazy

is there any other reason?

[Lhalo]

1 hour ago, Adam said:

It’s pretty much the worst 15-20 minutes of your life. Then it’s not a huge deal

How many times did you re-schedule?

[mancini79]

The worst part was when they administered the local anesthesia. It was like having your bare balls hanging out and the doctor was snapping a rubber band right up against each testicle. The anticipation of when it was going to happen was as bad as the stinging snap. But after that, the procedure was painless.

[mancini79]

19 minutes ago, notherhalo said:

maybe its a stupid question but, the only point of getting one is so you dont have to wrap it, or have the girl/lady youre with take the pill and become crazy

is there any other reason?

Neither person needs to remember to take a contraceptive. So it's more spontaneous and more effective than the pill. Plus it's cheaper. Oh, you can also post your ballsack on the net.

[Blarg]

My wife had her tubes tied after our third child, since we decided that was all the more children we were going to have. Looks like none of you guys got your wife to commit to not having anymore children. 

[Adam]

6 hours ago, Lhalo said:

How many times did you re-schedule?

lol 

[Spirit]

9 hours ago, Tank said:

i have not enjoyed this thread.

 

Not according to your Yelp review!

 

 

[Spirit]

7 hours ago, mancini79 said:

The worst part was when they administered the local anesthesia. It was like having your bare balls hanging out and the doctor was snapping a rubber band right up against each testicle. The anticipation of when it was going to happen was as bad as the stinging snap. But after that, the procedure was painless.

 

I was just going to say, the actual procedure isn't too bad, it's the needle they stick into your sack that makes you begin to wish for an immediate death.  Kind of like getting dental work.  The work on your teeth isn't too bad, it's the shot.

Only the needle into your balls is WAY worse than any dental work.

 

 

[wopphil]

8 hours ago, notherhalo said:

maybe its a stupid question but, the only point of getting one is so you dont have to wrap it, or have the girl/lady youre with take the pill and become crazy

is there any other reason?

This is it. Wrapping it sucks. Cant feel a damn thing. And she won't go on the pill. 

And I'd rather not have a number 4.

[Blarg]

It appears none of you have control of your own lives.

*Wives.

[Adam]

Guilty

[happybat4]

1 hour ago, Blarg said:

My wife had her tubes tied after our third child, since we decided that was all the more children we were going to have. Looks like none of you guys got your wife to commit to not having anymore children. 

It's easy to tie tubes if it's done during birth. If it's after birth getting a vasectomy is much more simple and safe than getting tubes tied.

[mancini79]

6 minutes ago, happybat4 said:

It's easy to tie tubes if it's done during birth. If it's after birth getting a vasectomy is much more simple and safe than getting tubes tied.

And far cheaper

[mancini79]

50 minutes ago, Geoff said:

 

I was just going to say, the actual procedure isn't too bad, it's the needle they stick into your sack that makes you begin to wish for an immediate death.  Kind of like getting dental work.  The work on your teeth isn't too bad, it's the shot.

Only the needle into your balls is WAY worse than any dental work.

 

 

I had no needles, no stitches, no discolored  balls.

[Adam]

1 minute ago, mancini79 said:

I had no needles, no stitches, no discolored  balls.

Did you pay out of pocket for a specialist? Kaiser only does one procedure

[HaloMilliVanilli]

I'm about ready to schedule this very thing. 

And am also suddenly very interested in Mancini's next post.

Also, I think I know what my Avatar/Member pic will be now.

[NJHalo]

9 hours ago, mancini79 said:

The worst part was when they administered the local anesthesia. It was like having your bare balls hanging out and the doctor was snapping a rubber band right up against each testicle. The anticipation of when it was going to happen was as bad as the stinging snap. But after that, the procedure was painless.

This was my experience too. Plus, my doctor had a nurse holding a phone for him so he could talk to his wife about their weekend plans while performing the procedure.

I can also still smell the scent of burnt veins from the cauterizer. 

[NJHalo]

On 1/4/2019 at 5:49 PM, Lou said:

I've been watching Deadwood the past few days. 

I expect there will be a hooker ready to suck my c*ck showing up at my door soon. 

Don't worry HappyBat, these complications aren't normal. It will work as good as ever. 

Edited January 8, 2019 by NJHalo

[Tank]

35 minutes ago, NJHalo said:

This was my experience too. Plus, my doctor had a nurse holding a phone for him so he could talk to his wife about their weekend plans while performing the procedure.

was he also watching something on netflix or playing online poker? man, i think i'd want his full undistracted committment at that point in our relationship.